Szyjakowski Posted March 20, 2003 Posted March 20, 2003 all this war talk made me remember a very funny movie.....and some great lines..... Cronauer: Remember the people who brought you Korea! That's right! The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably NOT being done by the Army. Funny voice: I heard that! Cronauer: Oh-ho! You're here! Good to see you! Funny voice: I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial. Cronauer: Speaking of things controversial, is it true there's a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? Funny voice: NO, it's not a problem, everybody HAS it. and.... Cronauer: Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'? Funny voice: Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now! Cronauer: Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather? Funny voice: Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!! Cronauer: Well, what's the weather like? Funny voice: You got a window? OPEN IT! Cronauer: Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like? Fake Walter Cronkite voice: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, pissy weather, front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass..... and... SGM Dickerson: I run this station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence. General: Military Intelligence...now there's a contradiction in terms. and.... Cronauer (to SGM Dickerson): You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history! ...even more than CLINTON and.... Cronauer (with funny voices mixed in): What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz. Oh No! Don't go in there! O-WEE-O! Ho-chih-minh! Oh look! You've landed in Saigon! You're among the little people now! We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army! Oh No! Follow the Ho-chih-minh trail! Follow the Ho-chih-minh trail! Oh I'll get you my pretty! Oh my God! It's the wicked witch of the north! It's Hanoi Hannah! Now little G.I.! You and your little toto too! Ah-hahahahaha!! and... You absolutely have to be in the military to fully appreciate the humor in this one...verrrry funny! Cronauer : Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP. and... Cronauer: Hello campers! Remember, Monday is malaria day! That's right! Time to take that big orange pill and get ready for the Ho-Chih-Minh two-step and... Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer... "The Mississippi broke through a protective dike today... what is.. what is a protective dike? Is it a large woman standing by the river going (in burly voice) "Don't go near there!" But Betty! "Don't go near there...get away from the river! Stay away from there!" I know we can't use the word dyke, we can't even say lesbian...it's Women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much! and....my personal favorite.... Funny voice:Enemy....we're not even sure what the enemy looks like....... REMEMBER THIS: Cronauer: What is a demilitarized zone? if need be to here the sound bytes click have a nice afternoon folks! Quote
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