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all this war talk made me remember a very funny movie.....and some great lines.....

Cronauer: Remember the people who brought you Korea! That's right!

The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's

probably NOT being done by the Army.

Funny voice: I heard that!

Cronauer: Oh-ho! You're here! Good to see you!

Funny voice: I'm here to make sure you don't say anything

controversial.

Cronauer: Speaking of things controversial, is it true there's a

marijuana problem here in Vietnam?

Funny voice: NO, it's not a problem, everybody HAS it.

 

and....

Cronauer: Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to

Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?

Funny voice: Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and

bother me right now!

Cronauer: Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little

weather?

Funny voice: Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to

score! Back off!!

Cronauer: Well, what's the weather like?

Funny voice: You got a window? OPEN IT!

Cronauer: Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone

else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to

Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's

the weather like?

Fake Walter Cronkite voice: I just want to begin by saying to

Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it

was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot

and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued

crappy weather, pissy weather, front coming down from the north.

Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass.....

 

and...

SGM Dickerson: I run this station according to strict guidelines

set by military intelligence.

General: Military Intelligence...now there's a contradiction in

terms.

 

and....

Cronauer (to SGM Dickerson): You're in more dire need of a blow job

than any white man in history!

...even more than CLINTON hellno3d.gif

 

and....

Cronauer (with funny voices mixed in): What is a demilitarized

zone? Sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz. Oh No!

Don't go in there! O-WEE-O! Ho-chih-minh! Oh look! You've

landed in Saigon! You're among the little people now! We

represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army! Oh No! Follow the

Ho-chih-minh trail! Follow the Ho-chih-minh trail! Oh I'll get

you my pretty! Oh my God! It's the wicked witch of the north!

It's Hanoi Hannah! Now little G.I.! You and your little toto too!

Ah-hahahahaha!!

 

and...

You absolutely have to be in the military to fully appreciate the

humor in this one...verrrry funny!

Cronauer : Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP,

shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC,

you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP.

 

and...

Cronauer: Hello campers! Remember, Monday is malaria day! That's

right! Time to take that big orange pill and get ready for the

Ho-Chih-Minh two-step

 

and...

Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer... "The Mississippi broke through a protective dike today... what is.. what is a protective dike? Is it a large woman standing by the river going (in burly voice) "Don't go near there!" But Betty! "Don't go near there...get away from the river! Stay away from there!" I know we can't use the word dyke, we can't even say lesbian...it's Women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much!

 

and....my personal favorite....

Funny voice:Enemy....we're not even sure what the enemy looks like.......

 

REMEMBER THIS:

Cronauer: What is a demilitarized zone?

if need be to here the sound bytes click wave.gif have a nice afternoon folks!

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