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  1. Tom Delay is an idiot. I'm not really sure why people were so threatened by him though.

     

    What part of the subversion of democracy doesn't threaten you?

    Are you so unpatriotic that civil servants on the take doesn't bother you?

  2. hah. Lawyers rolleyes.gif

     

    What are you looking for, Chuck? Instructions on when and where to go? You're smart enough to know that this no way to write guidelines that are both specific and accurate about where to go in avy conditions.

     

    While at first glance 'normal conditions' might seem laughably meaningless, you have to understand that these sorts of weasel words let us describe things that we cannot describe with certainty.

     

    I do know that normal caution will prevent me from skiing TC on Dragontail.

  3. It's hard just to give a generic recipe without knowing which cut of meat were talking about.

     

     

    If you can't make heads or tails of it, I'd suggest a stew.

  4. This from the genius who drives his jetski uphill rolleyes.gif

     

     

    Generally, folks sponsor my implants with a nice movie, dinner & drinks. Feel free to be creative! If you're lucky, I'll give you an implant of you own!

     

    For a premium, I also sell commemorative t-shirts, shot glasses, and coffee mugs.

  5. interesting thought. So what's the socially responsible way to go?

     

    1. harvest all usable organs for transplant/research

    2. remove all heavy metals for recycling

    3. flense the flesh into vat of biodiesel

    4. crumble the bones into the garden to make the veggies grow

     

    Or...have your buddies trundle your corpse off into the woods to feed the worms?

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