I bet you tried all of the latest immunity fads didn't you? Some "professional" probably even convinced you to rely on "vaccines."
Are you tired of being a crybaby about your pathetic little immune system yet?
Maybe you are ready for the [font:Arial Black]REAL DEAL[/font], you miserable cowering excuse for a homonid
That's right, [font:Arial Black]CrossFlu.[/font]
Come find out whether your piece of sh** little immune system has what it [font:Arial Black]TAKES[/font].
Give us a few days and we will have you puking your guts out and copping out in a fetal catatonia because you can't [font:Arial Black]HANDLE[/font] a little pyretic shock once in a while.
There is only one question you have answer my pitiful friends, and that is whether your lazy little lymphocytes [font:Arial Black]DESERVE[/font] this righteous challenge, or whether you're just gonna sit back and let yourself slip into the hopeless little viral feedbag that you probably [font:Arial Black]ALREADY ARE[/font].
Get [font:Arial Black]ILL[/font], b****es!
[font:Arial Black]CrossFlu[/font]
Forging elite immunity
