Dump guy

Funny thing, your former landlord is my brother-in-law. How is that for kharma, motherfucker?

I heard about this thread, and thought I needed to tell my side of the story. I am the so called dumb bureaucrat. I was working away, when this little geeky freak comes pedaling up in a bright jacket emblazoned with "Seattle Mountain Rescue" on it. He proudly says to me "I'm an arrogant dumbass, and I'm virtually unemployable. See my bike, I go to the UW! I'm a career student". I pointed out that his bike didn't have a seat, to which he replied that he enjoyed things other than his head jammed up his ass. I'm not into that sort of stuff, so I asked for his $15 fee, thinking that this would scare off this obviously insane street urchin. He became very belligerent at this point, proclaiming "I'm Gary Ynvge, and it is my god given mission to belittle hard working blue collar Americans". Finally, he seemed to grow a little frightened, and handed me his money. Later my manager soaked the money in bleach, because we felt he must be some sort of male-prostitute. We at the dump, would like to ask you all to please keep this little freak away from us