fandango
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Fandango: where were the free movie tickets?
I was handing them out in the men's room--where were you?
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Wait! No--it's Michael Jackson on ephedra!
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I have a disappearing place in my house, a magic toilet.
Anything I put there is gone within 24 seconds! Amazing!
I don't have to drive to those pesky donation site, with their "is your junk good enough?" looks. Nope! I got a Magic Toilet!
This explains the fairly constant stream of rusted-out appliances, old tires, unspeakably stained mattresses, and broken beer bottles that keeps materializing in my bath tub. Would it kill you to put 20 bucks or a ham sandwich there once in a while? Shit, man.
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Shit. That guy is skinny. Somebody give 'im a samwich.
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Courtesy of craigslist.
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Discuss.
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Anyone else running in the St. Patty's Day Dash this Sunday?
Are they handing out cups of beer instead of water as you run by? If not, then no.
How about if it's green beer?
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Come on! You've never been to a movie theater and seen those annoying paperbag puppets? Fandango
Ha ha, gotcha.
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Fandango, you can come. But only if you bring free movie tickets.
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make sure you have a bidet first.
They go well with beer.
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Um, are noobs invited?
I like sausage, I swear.
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I just did the old beer-out-the-nose trick.
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Poo Thread
in Spray
Tastes like chicken.
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Nat Portman
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Damn, she's hot.