What's the deal?  It seems like almost every cool climbing girl has a climbing boyfriend to boot.  I can't remember the last time I met a cool climber girl who you could strike up a friendly conversation with about anything, without 5.12, WI6, Grade VII dude coming by and ruining it.     
  
And when they are single, it lasts for about . . . that long.   
  
All I want to do is meet a cool, worldy, intellegent, hot girl who leads 5.11, hell even 5.8, and doesn't mind crashing in the back of the truck for a weekend at the crags or ice or whatever.    
  
Here's my stab at it.