knotzen
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Come to think of it...and his date did have buck teeth...
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I saw a guy in Kirkland wearing a t-shirt that said, "Sleeps well with others." He was with this trashy-looking blonde.
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I heard your cajones was a thong... isnt that a cajone?
Didn't you hear? The thong market has bottomed out.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
<snicker>
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Yeah, and Mrs. Olyclimber is quite the bouncy little woman.
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Where, o where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
and thought I found true love,
but you found another,
and pbzzzt--you wuz gone.
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Oh, I thought she said George W.
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Archenemy=Greg W. with ovaries.
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hmm... is this 60 minutes or something?
That's a critical eligibility factor, see.
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c.c. remains single, and might I add, smashingly interesting
Yes, but do you do dishes?
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Please stop! Musicals! GAH!
All a nigga really need is a lil bit,
not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..
we can head to the crib in a lil bit..
I can show you how I live in a lil bit,
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,
take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,
get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...
get to licking.. in a lil bit...
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Climb every mountain, search high and low
Follow every byway, every path you know.
Climb every mountain, ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream!
A dream that will need
all the love you can give,
Every day of your life
for as long as you live.
Climb every mountain, ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream!
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So Knotzen. . . wanna climb?
Heh, heh, heh...I've heard that line before.
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Oh man! What do I win for pagebottom - pagetop?
You guys all have your page display set to 25--wusses.
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This isn't the Enumclaw thread, is it?
The Enumclaw thread had to stop; it was exhausted.
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snicker
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Is that puppy just a little bit...tumescent?
If he is, he fits right in...
Wrong thing to say girlfriend
Hee hee hee. It's just a joke, see? No problem, no problem. Just a joke. See? Hee hee? Hum.
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Is that puppy just a little bit...tumescent?
If he is, he fits right in...
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Is that puppy just a little bit...tumescent?
BRB, gotta grab the d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y
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Um, I didn't look that closely. See, I'm not *actually* into trashy blondes.