First, I’d like to apologize in advance for my language. It’s called “Yankee”.
Boy, when the FBI cracked down on the internet pedophilia, you guys really got frustrated, didn’t you?
Fuck the South.
Fuck the South? Hell, what are you talking about? You’ve been fucking us for over 150 years. The war wasn’t started over slavery, you dumb ass liberal piece of shit. But you probably couldn’t read the history books in your liberal piece of shit school. The war was over “state’s rights”, and since you obviously know the Constitution word for word, you should know what that means. When Lincoln saw he was losing support for the war, with draft riots in northern cities, he decided to free the slaves to motivate the abolitionists. When the Emancipation Proclamation was signed, you Yankees were hanging blacks from lamp posts in the big cities.
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes.
You didn’t found crap, asshole, no more than I own slaves. And we fight for the right to keep and bear arms so we can defend ourselves against queers like you. The first European settlement on this continent was in Florida. The first English colony was in North Carolina. Are those in the North or the South? Ever heard of Jamestown? It’s in Virginia. Plymouth was much later. Boy, dumb ass, check your facts before you speak.
No, No. Get the fuck out.
Yeah, we tried to get out, but, much like Stalin, Lincoln couldn’t lose his hold on the part of the nation that was feeding his sorry assed Northern cocksuckers. Now that we were forced to stay, we’ll take you over politically. Funny how the U.S. was all for the Soviet Union being broken into sovereign states, isn’t it?
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you
Pay your taxes, you stupid fucking lemming (I’m sure you’ll have to look that up). You want more taxes, pay more. Those highways are there to get food to your pathetic Yankee ass.
The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked.
It’s my money, not the government’s. Now kick my ass.
10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states.
I think you’d better check the colorized map again, penis breath. Not all the red states were in the South. It’s the rest of the nation against your sorry, liberal, homo loving asses
Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
Don’t tell me about self reliance, you can’t even feed yourselves. Bitch.
And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.
Don’t EVEN say another word about our fucking roads when you stupid, Kennedy acting queer mother fuckers dig a damn ditch, build a road in it, then cover it up, at the cost of how many BILLIONS of dollars? The Big Dig. What a stupid liberal ass waste of money so you Volvo driving fudge packers can drive underground through the city and Butt Fuck in the parks by the bay.
the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week
How’s this for your values? If you want to marry the same sex, take your homo feet and put them one in front of the other with the morning sun on your right until you arrive in Canada, the Land of the liberal.
Stick your liberal idea of your stupid, gay marrying, homo loving, child molesting values up your stinking blowhole of an ass. Faggot.
Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe.
Maybe the reason “youse guys” don’t divorce is because your dumb ass whore wives don’t mind you molesting the kids down the street ‘cause she’s screwing your boss so you can keep your job, you stupid fuck. It’s all a happy fucking arrangement up in Yankeeland. Or, maybe you can’t marry your cousin, so you sure can’t divorce her.
We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments.
You lace panty wearing, tree hugging, gay loving, animal rights activist, dumb ass yankee piece of dog shit son of a bitch. Don’t ever quote the United States Constitution ever again, you commie bastard, until you figure out just exactly how many amendments there really are. 26 at my last count. The last one ratified in 1971, gave 18 year olds the right to vote. Perhaps you were thinking of the Ten Commandments. No, that can’t be. You don’t know them, either.
Let me quote the Second amendment, for those ignorant ball lickers like you who don’t know:
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free STATE, the right of THE PEOPLE to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.
What part of that says only the Federal government can have guns?
Loser. John Kerry is a loser. You are a loser. Get over it. You’ll always be a loser with the attitude that half witted so-called commentary on the American people displayed. Damn it, I hate people who think they know so much. All you know is what you read in your liberal newspapers. Put the crack pipe down long enough to find out the truth before you open that sperm depository you call a mouth.