Thank you for feeling the need to prove yourself adequate. Very well done.
So now that I have proved my adequacy to myself, would you like to experience my hot sexyness? I can prove adequacy to you....
Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? It's great if you want to bump uglies with a bunch of ugly chicks and even more dudes.
My vision is 20/20 when drunk...no need for goggles here...and my sexy is overpowering to ladies whether drunk or not.
"7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
Inconvenienced huh? I find it's rather convenient when da ladies is drunk...my sexy is more eye catching
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Sounds like some kind of desperate goob who's just looking for any excuse to tell people about how he whacks off. What a pervo!
I'll clear the deck with the real thing before doing it myself...he sounds like a guy that doesn't get any.