EWolfe
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trask said:
I'd like to go with ya Gapper, but I'm boycotting all Hollywood commie fukas since the damn war fiasco. Ya see, trask puts his money where his mouth is.
Read: I never go out, but I will talk smack till the Canadian Mad Cows come home (let's keep 'em in the GWN)
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Awwww, fuggedaboudit....
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C'mon you infected little rodent!!!
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AAAAArrrrghhhh!
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Dammit I gotta get my first pagetop - it's snaffliscious!
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Good one, Dru!
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Everything is "Extreme" these days - you know when the soda companies start using a word, it's out of hand...
BandWagonDude
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OK, so ...the anthrax makes you hot and sweaty...
and the motorhead (NHRA) is loud..
Got it!
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Limericks get in your brain
, best to moderate use... 
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I remember batmanning up the gym rope - a year before they took it down..
Jah, mon, the long-term memory ees not so good...
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Careful, there, Trask...Our man is pretty hard....
I think we did it to Bellygood in about twice that in '94..
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Seen at McDonalds:
Read "Fast Food Nation", and never eat here again
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CBS, I have to agree - it has been an odd one. Mostly bad luck for me, but some equally extreme luck, too...
7:30 AM:Woke up to go rototill some rough land in the islands, had coffee, went out to load the Deere, and the battery was dead -
Charge/later ferry.9AM: battery charged, tiller/tractor loaded, head south to the island. I get almost through Bellingham, and see SP just ahead, look at my speed: 75 in a 60!
- he pulls the truck in front of me over- 9:12AM: 10 miles south, tank #1 starts sputtering - out of gas - no worrys! Switch to tank 2! Always keep at least 1/4 tank for emergencies...sputter, sputter, WTF??
Roll to the side of the freeway.
Some kids had siphoned off the aux tank (no lock!)
I'm starting to get really burned....
Wait! Got the 5-gallon fuel container for the tractor!
9:20 AM: Dump the fuel in the aux tank, and pump, turn over, pump, (repeat 5X), shit! battery going lower..
(another @#$% battery issue!
)Remember that switch between tanks is faulty, and wiggle desperately, until the tank finally shows the gas - low battery now, gotta be careful...Remember that gas in the carb helps, so I turn to look in the mirror (almost just jumping out), and 1/2 of a double wide whips by me at 55, less than 16" from my mirror!
Holy F%&@*!9:30 AM: WAY later ferry: Priming the card, I spill a bit of gas and it vaporizes on the hot engine as I jump back, expecting an explosion - jump in the cab just as the 2nd half of the double wide screams by
. Engine starts on nearly dead battery 
10:30AM: gassed, waiting for ferry to depart, ferry staff informs me that no gas cans are allowed on the ferry, and takes now full 5 gallon container..
Can't remember how much gas is in the tractor tank
11:00 AM: Arrive on site 2 hours late,unload, hook up tiller, hope there is gas...
12:00 PM: start tilling, till for 1/2 hour and the pins on the tiller shear from the drive line.
Disassemble, load, get in the
ferry line for an hour...1:30 PM,pick up gas can, head the fuck home, and
this day...
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A7U said:
Fuckin' Canadians. They're the cause of most of it.
Snakes get respiratory diseases, you know that? Kills 'em deader than a doornail. You see a snake sneeze, man it's a goner, dead in minutes.
Brown University doesn't have a chemistry dept. Dan Whoitt went to Brown, lying twerp. Weirdo. Only weirdos go to Brown. My h.s. steady g/f went to Brown. Bitch. Hope a snake sneezed on her. No, wait, that dint come out right.
Halperodol reminds be of baratol, that's compound B what blew up the plutonium in the bomb that blew up Nagasaki. So you see, sneezing snakes sell the drugs that blow up whole cities.
man it's hot in here
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"Don't forget to wipe your Trask"
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Really should get that fence picket out of your ass...
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Ron Jeremy? I don't think so, although he MAY be that short, fat, and Brooklyn...
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Beck: Please, oh, please, don't schedule the rope-up as the same weekend as either Oktoberfests - it's a fucking zoo over there then. IMHO.
Thanks, PaulK for the link, the muzik is suck, though...
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Fence_Sitter said:
Yes, I agree - you are a FUCKING CRYBABY!!
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Talk about over-roasting:
I had some Peet's in Vancouver a year or so back that was so over-roasted, it gave me some chemical reaction that sent me spinning for an hour or so
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Dood, why would you post your site on Spray, and then get upset about it when you get shit?
Check your forums, Newbie, and get some tougher skin...
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Yah, freedom sucks, just ask the billion whiners in the U.S. - Give us security above freedom!
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Is the spelling going downhill on this site, or is it just a bunch of Muffy wanna-be's ?
Poll: Is ExtremoMtDude an avatar or not?
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