micajones
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Flannel shirts are cool with Wranglers. If I could just get my Darts on my Tony Llamas. Some people say "redneck" like it's a bad thing. I like to embrace my trailer park origins.
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What I want is a TR from the bald dude headed up on Sunday @ 4:00 pm-- all alone with two tools and not much else. Here's to ya
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I saw the debris from that slide on Sat when I was up there Sunday. I had a nice little picnic at the lake instead. Anyone up there this w/e has a bigger sac than I.
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"...fighter pilot drag." WTF?
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You'd have to swim now to get on the ice. It's about 25 feet of water from the ice to shore around Stuart as of Sunday.
I didn't see no damn otters either.
But I did see a dude draggin' his wife and two kids up there over the snow in tennies and shorts. Mom didn't look too happy about dad's enthusiasm. As I passed 'em, I heard her begging him to turn around. He replied someting about the biggest single chunk of granite in the US, and how they would all regret it the rest of thier lives if they turned around now. Total Chevy Chase bent on Wally World. Freakin' hilarious man.
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The beav is a mystical creature
all covered with pubic hair
has the face of an innocent preacher
but smells like the ass of a bear
BTW- I'm audi in about 7 hrs for 6 glorious days and 5 enchanting nights in the Cascades. So long suckas.
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Check out the 5/11 NYT for this and more.
Now there's a fuckin' credible source for news. That socialist propaganda machine is finished.
It was all political propaganda. It's sad that the US public is so gullible.You said it very well.
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Try a half-windsor for a smart looking harness. A four-in-hand will let 'em know you ain't there to clip bolts.
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Abigail Cattle too.
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I saw one in the Olympics with my boss while logging back in the early 90's. Big red male sunning himself on a stump. 35 years in the mountains, and he is the only one I ever saw. Several times I've felt the hair on the back of my neck raise when it felt like something was following me. That could've been one a them creepy Forest Service types though. Their populations are exploding everywhere.
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"The human body, as you may be aware, is roughly 60 percent water," Peltz said. "However, many don't realize that it's also 75 percent meat."
Fuckin' A--that's why everyone's so goddam fat in the windy city. They weigh 35% more than normal human beings.
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I've done that hike up Panjab creek to the top of whatever it is. Early am on a Sunday morning I came across a huge steamy pile of dung right on the trail. Looked like Shaq laid some cable there. I felt like someone/something was watching me the rest of the day. I don't think the Lakers were playin' Dayton that weekend.
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"I tweaked my arm in your mom yesterday"
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Got ducketts? Paulaner Oktoberfest. No? Animal beer
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I've bought alot of goods from Barrabes. Mostly ropes. Never a problem. Shipped DHL in 5 days. Their product descriptions are often funny as hell. Someone over there needs more English classes.
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The Mountaineers are a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from Climbing. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop climbing. There are dues and fees for mountie membership; we are not self-supporting through our own contributions. Mounties are allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; wishes to engage in any controversy, endorses and opposes any causes. Our primary purpose is to stay on the ground and help other climbers to achieve the same.
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I went to court yesterday too. Bastards took me for $420 for failure to transfer title w/in 45 days. 250 for the fine itself, and the rest was for some ridiculous fabricated reason. Friggin' Nazis.
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Blowin' mud or layin' cable, a fluffy floater is always preferable over a stinky sinker. I despise the gooey finish. Requires 10-12 feet of bung fodder.
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Consonantal Breakfast
Pittance flamingos,
navel treasures an utmost
quarantine
configurtion
as nettlesome. Sentinels exacerbate
the fruited laundry rumored to swell
the blatant lewdness
of ancient popsicles.
The stymied pituitary
breezing fudge angles the sky.
Hieratic nepotists declare
prolific nostrils their odes to piety
occluded
cerebellum potentate.
The ashes
accosted gonorrhea.
Eastern Lights
Lasers blazing / sunset diadem
bedazzled. Circumference keepers
radiate tangible oranges
festered grape. Enunciation
whether stapled or transient
rhetorics all negative plumage
Weeping oracles, repugnant
prophesies their retrospective
pasture:
enamored sultans potentate
amid their clamor for plenty
Arable mystics ramified azure vestals,
bare vehement pillows, feather lutes
of their cross-stitched filament
Amid nasturtium trolleys
joyous follicles alignment
No avid plated shrill
abstract / vocables
blew velvet arcana
from Improvisations
L
continuity
a transitive quest
relative or absolute
being's becoming
in the primordial eddies whirling gorge tidal
swirling -ous rapture
crests breakers ripple swells
dipping pools capture sunrays
light's reflection the nascent eye pre-perception crystalline
shimmering sea reflection lagoon
circling rocks coral breaking
free bursts of primal energy rage torrents of ocean tongue clinging lung to
face forced conceptual constabularies the raging regimentation coursing
through stages of glossolalia tongues shrieking life ecstatic lips open to
apocalyptic cries native abrasions ancient visions voices lost on streams
crashing tabloid visions rocks cliffs exalted lift the exultation blind as light
tributaries flash to starboard part of call crash offal against its bracing rub
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bing motion sensuous as second's touch time before eye can see itself
reflexively riding current events downstream fervor spawning vision's non-
syntactical impact brace all selves post-reflexive impact the walls fall into
place shattering is to was as was it or not following visceral shaking brace
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ric declares the moment's void in full a ray sensors open wide reception as
perception after the fact of fiction upbraids normative structure as aberrant
process factually unnatural essence void as full ellipsis dotting the space
between rippling pools crashing light flash verdigris lash light against sky
the force of styrofoam couplets
announces its belated sequester
intestate as the comatose allow
striations to punctuate their sanity
flow toward centripetal nectarines
taunting screams run from tabular feet
incomplete bacon calls back cortical hogs
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or reversal as a consequence of pursuit
the luminary stages spring columnar
as all its vascular restraints unfold
the sacred coils of lost tongues
straddling the forks of satin
collards greening the ashen
stain of dead proclamation
THE TABULAR STREET CRIES URGENCY ITS
TABLOID SENTIMENTS ACCRUE TACITURN
AVIDITY WITH ITS RAPACIOUSNESS AFORE
THOUGHT AN AFTER WORD AN UMBILICAL
TRIAL RUN SAMPLING HORMONAL TRIDENTS
LIFTING ITS PUNGENT FORK TO OLFACTORY
MUSIC WREAKING POLYTONAL RUPTURE AT
RAPTURE'S BREAKING EDGE THE CREST FALLS
WHERE IT MAY NOT WITHOUT FORE-THOUGHT
OR GONE CONTUSIONS REICH WHERE THE
ORGONE MAY RIFE WITH PORTENT CRASH
THE HEADS OF UNSUSPECTING CAMPERS
DAMPENING SOOT WITH FORKED TONGUES
RAISING HIRSUTE VIRTUES HAIRY KYRIE
ANTIPODES WEAR PROLONGED STOCKINGS
DEPLETE WITH TOURING THE NATIVE AISLES
OF REPEATING PURISTS SCENTING THEIR
COASTAL AIR WITH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE
and likely repetitions reflexive
as the nodule of dead paradise
accrues its forcible quickening
& collies play proclamations of
dread's ashen steering columns
herring read the voluptuary's
trim estate's grinning
assertion
SELF FORM
the leer of formulaic intent
castigating vestigal umbrage
the adders of the naked mind
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where graphic slumbers breed pursuit the sainted folds of tainted estuaries
boldened influx sequesters tarantula breeders from shaking fists spidering
asphalt webs the caries of truth decay vaulting tenses caught on wired mesh
sturgeon the transitive remnants roots defray largely consonants past the
continuum's vertical sweep to horizontal mold weeping ontology begets
coruscating particles of indefinite articles reaping fruit's intrasingence at
hanging trees as victims of social plums reflecting the tabular vagaries of
per-
de-
in-
re-
ex- ception re-
in-
de- flection
charting the transitive becoming
as being's noun
processional in its lipid flux
the mortuary streams
photogenic cataclysms
across the empyrean stage of empirical delight its vision's one-upness fades
to flatulent serendipity's aleatoric riffs
chancing commotion's dance
rhythms expunging stalactite catacombs
from the darkness the hairs dye
numinous assertations of
PROCESS
quest sooner or later the self
insertion of reflection's structure
deflecting tomes of unworded sensations
to
effect the costly stricture
seeking itself
as always
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Zero,zilch,nada............2nd year in a row!
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Use of the word "arduous" in any TR should generate a wave of nausea, and be grounds for excommunication.
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The more you can do at an individual or group level to show that climbers are a positive force in your community, the harder it will be for policy-makers to treat us as jokers.
I'll do my part on an individual level with my Joe Sixpack drinkin' buddies, who consider anyone, including me, a supreme jackass for wandering around in the mountains when it "ain't even huntin' season."
The way they figger, the shit-fer-brains got what wuz comin' to 'em.
It might pan out like this:
Me: "Hey Bill (name changed to protect the ignorant), did you hear about those two fellas missing on the north face of Big Four?"
Bill: "Four fellas missin' on big who?"
Me: "No Bill, climbers like me. Missing in action on a dangerous mountain face."
Bill: "Why don't you gimme some action on your dangerous face an' shut the f**k up."
Me: "Billy, you just don't understand. I'm trying to be a positive force in the community."
Bill: "How's about I positively force sum action on yer dangerous face? "
Rainier this weekend?
in Mount Rainier NP
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Emmons.