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  1. Beck's never been to Lilloet! Ask Lambone how many people use your system while toproping the Deeping Wall. Or maybe Lambone is another dangerous climber with absolutely appalling ropework? You are so clueless.
  2. Tell us some more, Beck. You are dating two girls at a time? I don't WANT to know more.
  3. Beck, you come off as incredibly ignorant. You make a bunch of blanket statements, and can't get specific. What, precisly, is so appalling? And how does your leading comment apply to TOP ROPING a route?
  4. Ooops. As for the fleece, it wasn't raining, it wasn't snowing, it wasn't even breezy. I had a hardshell, but the goretex over fleece was way too warm.
  5. Tell me, Oh Wise One, how you would top rope a 35 meter tall wall with two 60 meter ropes? Tie in with a bowline? Yeah, you could, but why? Or maybe two locking biners are dangerous. Right.
  6. cracked

    I fucking hate

    Erock, where is that?
  7. Huh? Have fun trying!
  8. I love this shit.
  9. Beck:
  10. We all hold it against you, muffy.
  11. Wow, Beck, you're a genius. We were TRing on two half ropes tied together, so the climber couldn't tie into an end. I used two locking biners, a la John Long, so I was being perfectly safe. Thanks for the (un)constructive criticism. Have you ever climbed anything technical Beck, or did you just read Freedom of the Herd?
  12. Right. That explains your behavior so well. Lameboner: you're perfectly right, as usual. I was about four feet off a sloping ramp, and with a very stretchy half rope, a tight TR was necessary to prevent a broken ankle, etc, if I fell.
  13. I don't mind being gort-boy, though. Oh, Beck, the only explaination for your obsession with how long I've been climbing can only be explained by the fact that you feel threatened. I suspect some therapy would do you good.
  14. Wow, coming from beer-at-work-w/view-chestbeat-Icanmountbindingswithouttemplates man, that's certainly the pot calling the kettle black. Damn, but you're snart.
  15. That was Lil' Wet. the pants are custom. Sorry!
  16. cracked

    I fucking hate

    Anytime.
  17. Ya, that's one hell of a skinny cord. We had two sixties to TR at Marble. I'm the only one on the rope. I'm sure you appreciate the URL, catbird.
  18. cracked

    I fucking hate

  19. cracked

    I fucking hate

    No.
  20. Muffy is acceptable. This Dave character is simply wrong. Ban him!
  21. cracked

    I fucking hate

    Quit yer whining. I'm supposed to be doing homework right now, but I'm not bitching.
  22. Yer stupid. Those are pants, jackoff.
  23. You're kidding ! Three pounds per person is amazing!
  24. cracked

    Don't Get Smart!

    Sphinx attracted ladiez like flies to shit!
  25. http://www.students.washington.edu/pbelitz/catbird_can_eat_a_fat_8=D.jpg jja can back me up.
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