[i love...]

trask said:

I went to the flagship REI and stole a bunch of shit while they weren't lookin. Fuck you Catturd.

Trask, Scott actually climbs so at least he has a chance to obtain legitimate booty. The gear rack at REI is about the highest you are capable of climbing.

[What's in your computer?]

A five year old Pentium 1 MMX, 166 mhz. Slow, slower, slowest.

[i love...]

You are a thief, plain and simple. And here you are bragging about it. You suck.

[Alpine Route Recomendations?]

Man, Dru, you are cold. COLD!

[misadventures when I was young]

Actually, they went back up, but decided they didn't want to lug the stuff down, so they sat there and drank till it was gone. But then they were too drunk to walk so they had to bivy.

[Poll of the day]

p.s. I like being a girl and would rather bleed every month than be a boy

We're glad you are a girl (woman) too. Without you there would be 33% fewer women on this site, the remainder being minx and marylou. The other women don't really post enough to even count, except for maybe thelawgodess.

[misadventures when I was young]

Sounds like every word was true!

[Rush's Treatment Center]

Lummox, I for one, am glad to have you back.

[HIP HOP SNAFFLEHOUNDZ]

Dru said:

your just jealous

 

woman has sex with octopus

You can't see the picture very well in the story line. So here you go. It's pretty bad.

Dream of the Fisherman's wife Look over your shoulder before displaying this at work.

[Double Fatality in CA - Anchor Failed]

Another book of interest is Ultrasafe by George B. Allen. The author is an old guide. The artwork is a bit hokey, but there are some good tips in there.

[Rush's Treatment Center]

Yeah, he would actually shift the average political center to the left.

[ouch!]

This story is not at all clear cut. It's sad. Either way you look at it the situation is lose-lose.

[Penis Reduction]

Trask, you had that surgery last year. What's the deal? Does it grow every time you tell a lie?

[Hey CHESTBEATER]

... and the hat bellowed out- Griffindor!

[is it easier for you]

Bolts. The only thing you need to think about is the climbing. Plus you can climb faster so you can get up harder routes without getting pumped. Regardless, I enjoy trad climbing more.

[Winter Climbing]

Barry, if we ever climb Rainier together in Winter, I know who is going to kick most of the steps and it ain't me!

[Mounties Pics]

Did he REALLY skin the snaffle with his bare hands?

[trask and his camper]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

[What is Bad in Life?]

There is nothing worse than bad coffee. We ran out of the good stuff here at work and had to subsist on this mystery Kona stuff that has been in the freezer for who knows how long. The fresh stuff came in today- ahhhh.

[Three O'Clock Rock]

Time for a recon. Bring a shovel and a chainsaw.

[What is Bad in Life?]

Do we really NEED this thread right now? Downer. We all down. We need to be elevated.

[Northern Lights?]

If you live in Seattle, it is unlikely you are going to see anything. Better plan a road trip to Yakima.

[What Is Good In Life?]

Soaking your tired dogs in a cold mountain stream then putting on your socks back on which have dried in the sun and are now all nice and warm and dry.

[This shit is boring]

We're desperately bored, is what we are. Boredom brings out the juvenile in all of us.

[Sung to the tune of...]

Bush didn't care about terrorism when he was elected. Haven't you ever heard of Operation Ignore? Outgoing Clinton officials tried to have meetings with the Bushies to make a smooth transfer of knowledge on antiterrorism. They couldn't even get them to show up.