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How many of the men out there think that Valentine's Day is too ambiguous?
I do. Hell, what do you do, what do you get? Flowers, chocolate, a dinner out or do you impress with a home cooked meal that you think will save a few bucks and still impress her? Then is a gift of jewelry in order for some of you or something else? AWWWWWWWWWW!!
Well, ladies of Cascade Climbers I was sent a great idea from a buddy of mine in Oz. Some one there or else where is proposing a special day for the man of your life on the 20th of March, so you can do something special for him. It will have no ambiguity attached to it at all. It will be called BLOW JOB AND A STEAK DAY. Very simple. Just give your dear loved boy friend or husband a good old hummer and cook him a steak, or if after that great BJ you find yourself too tried go out for a great steak. Simple isn't it. See the guys are always thinking of their dear all the time.
Now the question is how many guys out there think this is a great idea?
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Oh, I step aside for the mental midget.
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god damn ChrisT looks like yo mama
hahahaha
It may be BS but it got you all out and talking shit again. How was that Trask hahahahahaha
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It was 1987! At a lecture the other day
they were playing an old news video of
Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-
Contra hearings during the Reagan
Administration.
There was Ollie in front of God and country
getting the third degree, but what he said
was stunning!
He was being drilled by a senator; "Did you
not recently spend close to $60,000 for a
home security system?"
Ollie replied, "Yes, I did, Sir."
The senator continued, trying to get a
laugh out of the audience, "Isn't that just
a little excessive?"
"No, sir," continued Ollie.
"No? And why not?" the senator asked.
"Because the lives of my family and I were
threatened, sir."
"Threatened? By whom?" the senator
questioned.
"By a terrorist, sir" Ollie answered.
"Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly
scare you that much?"
"His name is Osama bin Laden, sir" Ollie
replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat
the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which
most people back then probably couldn't. A
couple of people laughed at the attempt.
Then the senator continued. Why are you
so afraid of this man?" the senator asked.
"Because, sir, he is the most evil person
alive that I know of", Ollie answered.
"And what do you recommend we do about
him?" asked the senator.
"Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would
recommend that an assassin team be
formed to eliminate him and his men from
the face of the earth."
The senator disagreed with this approach,
and that was all that was shown of the
clip.
By the way, that senator was Al Gore
Also:
Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a
bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis
captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part
of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians
in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-
called "political prisoners."
However, the Israelis would not release any
with blood on their hands, The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
"insisted" that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an
airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center. This was reported by many
of the American TV networks at the time
that the terrorists were first identified. It
was censored in the US from all later
reports.
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don't believe him, Cracked does not take food, water, money, gear, shoes ,ropes etc. to the crags. He mooches off all and anyone.
hahahahahahahahaha
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A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Liberal) after it
had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, May I see
your driver's license and registration please?"
The Liberal said, "What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both
ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!
"It's no joke, sir".
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty
miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop,
and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the
doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and
coming to a complete stop."
The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do
better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist
out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his
nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
This is why we Texans love our Texas Rangers.
Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.
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What I don't understand is young over weight girls today all going around with plumbers butt. No shame of the tonnage they carry around.
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Free Press
in Spray
All this turmoil in the world today is a plot by the ALIENS to distract us while they take over human kind for their plot to run a sex industry for intergalactic travlers. Hollywood and the world governments have been in on this for a long time as most are ALIEN. The ALIEN CONSPIRACY has been going on all during WWI and then really took off during WWII since the entire world was looking in the wrong direction. Look at Henry Kissinger he is ALIEN. Rumored to have a libido of a 16 year old. He even states that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. He was not allowed to enter into the Bush Cabinet because all the worlds eyes would be focused too closely on a real ALIEN.
The ALIENS are grooming us for the take over which will take place so smoothly that resistance will be futile. Human kind will be slaves for eternity.
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Local ACLU
in Spray
Supreme Court Justice Felix organized the American Civil Liberties Union in 1920, in company with Morris Hillquit (head of the American Socialist Party), Laski, Roger N. Baldwin, Jane Addams, Harry F. Ward, A.J. Muste, Scott Nearing and Norman Thomas. This organization was a socialist front pure and simple.
Simple research will show that known Communists were also permitted high positions in the new organization.
Rather than a force for socialist repression, the ACLU has managed to create an image for itself as the foremost American defender of individual liberty; of the right of the individual to be free of excessive Government.
For the writer that said the ACLU was not interested in racial issues you better read more about the ACLU and its agenda. If you can't find the thread I'll post it later, but its easy to find just go to www.aclu.org/isues/racial/hmre.html
Finally, I want to say this: I treat people as nicely as possible regardless of what they are. Black, white, Native American, Asia,queer, lesbian etc, what ever your religion may or may not be and another etc. but if you treat me with disrespect then all holds are off I'm sorry to say. And as far as this on line BS is concerned its all a game anyway. In person 99% of us would be civil and personable. Except you DFA go fuck yourself.
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where and when?
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When I was drinking and drugging no, but on the sober side of the street(even though I had a wee bit of a slip) yes. I do think the food is getting worse. I always pack more for the trip.
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jesus christ goat give it a fucking rest for god sake
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Thank you Dru. I h ad to log off and came back to see what the heck was happening. I thought I was on a private chat for those two "guys".
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Dru, you are makin' fun of Uncle Wayly Bob, shit ya can't be doin' that to my relatives.
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lambskin??? Isn't that what you roll on your dick before going on the tuna ride?
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keep it simple for us country hicks with no fork in the family tree
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What a bunch of leftist commie bs that is j b or whatever the heck your name may be. Hell, boy you remeind me of my mother's brother, Uncle Wayly Bob(and that's how the family spelled it so don't be tellin me that its fucking wrong). He could piss and whine but when it came to makin' a decision he'd step on his own dick.
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Longhaired Redneck
Written By David Allan Coe/ Jimmy Rabbit
COUNTRY DEEJAYS KNOWS THAT I'M AN OUTLAW
THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE
WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS
WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES
WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE
LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME
TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR
I GUESS HE AIN'T READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY I'VE BEEN TO PRISON
SOMEONE OUGHT TO WARN HIM
'FORE I KNOCK HIM OFF HIS CHAIR
'CAUSE MY LONG HAIR JUST CAN'T COVER UP MY REDNECK
I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT I'VE EVER FOUGHT
AND I DON'T NEED SOME TURKEY TELLING' ME THAT I AIN'T COUNTRY
SAYING' I AIN'T WORTH DAMNED
OLD TICKET THAT HE BOUGHT
'CAUSE I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS
AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW
THEY TELL ME I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD
AND SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE
AND THE BARMAID IN THE LAST TOWN THAT WE PLAYED IN
KNEW THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG I'D WROTE
SHE SAID JIMMY RABBIT TURNED HER ON TO MY LAST ALBUM
JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE JUKE BOX BROKE
YEAH, JOHNNY CASH HELPED ME GET OUT OF PRISON
LONG BEFORE RODRIGUEZ STOLE THAT GOAT
I'VE BEEN THE RHINESTONE COWBOY FOR SO LONG I CAN'T REMEMBER
AND I CAN DO YOU EVERY SONG
HANK WILLIAMS EVER WROTE
AND I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS
AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW
I CAN'T HELP IT, I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD
AND I SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE
BUT THE COUNTRY D.J.'S ALL THINK I'M AN OUTLAW
AND THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE
WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS
WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES
WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE
THE LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME
TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR
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Cause I drank 'em dry on my night out when I relapped
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Mr. Perkins, JD
Is Kit the man so many years ago that would use his 357 Python to shoot slings off of the Lower Town Wall?
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Here are some posts on Slick Willy. Its too bad some of us did not do more research before voting. The left that resides here will not take stock in these articles but that is their way of doing business. Tell a lie long enough and everyone will start believing it.
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Robbob, thanks for your concern. I have hit a couple of meeting. AA says we should be nice, even ass holes. So I'll say hi to the biggest fucking scum sucking fuck on cc.
Hi Dr Flesh Amazon, I hope you have a piss poor day. In fact why don't you go to eastern Oregon and visit one of the cowboy bars in Redmond dressed in spandex. Then tell them this is what you would like to do
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I rather do that than be a rope choker, Mr. Sex Chocolate
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Spoken like a true member of the ACLU. Never have pride in your country and your president but bash, bash, bash!
A special day for the men
in Spray
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Daisy, I just got out of a super rehab program in the last few days. I've been trying to hit a meeting twice a day. Bastards in the rehab shop would not let me use a telephone or a computer...isolation is good for your soul they told me. I sure missed you.
I need to get out and climb soon. I'll do a pile of meeting to get me thru the weekend.
BJ & a Steak March 20...awwww I can see the card section at the local card shoppe now. Best wishes and all from the new clean and sober johnny.