kid comes home from school one day and says to dad,"dad, i need to know the difference between 'hypothetically' and 'realistically' for school."
"okay, son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for one million dollars."
so kid goes upstairs and asks his mom. lo and behold, she says "yes."
kid tells his dad and so then dad says,"okay, son, now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for one million dollars."
so kid goes upstairs and asks his sister. sure enough, she too says, "yes."
dad says to kid,"so you see, son, HYPOTHETICALLY we're sittin on top of two million dollars. but REALISTICALLY we're living with a couple of whores."