CaptainFlamer-apt Nom De Guerre. CaptainCrag is on a mission to Little Si. As his commanding officer I will intervene on his behalf.
Under the new "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy of the Jody Foster Army we will not attempt to determine the orientation of the individuals enlisted in the JFA.
The only requirement is that members be on time to all meetings ( or a reasonable facsimile thereof ), remain standing on two feet whilst ascending steep snow, and share beef jerky (teriyaki) at all belay stances.
We do not post images of persons copulating with shrubbery on our secret website basecamp (replete with kegs and Barnum and Bailey Circus tents just like our favorite film Vertical Limit)
Escalation is imminent.
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Colonel Crag
Leader of Rebel Group