Matey-
Be warned, word around the belay station has it that CaptainCrag has been known to play the Dixie Chicks greatest hits on the "skin flute".
So if he tries to come along on ye trip, take the smelly one instead.
Your Super-Hero climbing guardian-
ECF
ARRRRRRRR!
Me ARCH NEMISIS captain crag is here
Although your force that eminates from your tight spandex climbing pants are powerful, they are no match to el capitan flamio's power of sports immersion (brought to you by quokka)
be gone with ye, captain crag
this is FLAMIOS board!!!!!!!