thedirtbag Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 A friend of mine of is writing a book about mountain folk. He's got a chapter that he wants to dedicate to creating a lexicon of sorts and wanted to include climbing lingo. There is the obvious stuff, but I figured I'd check and see if anyone had any humorous additions that I could pass along to him as he is frickin hilarious wordsmith. offwidth (n) 1.a crack smaller in width than a climber's shoulder but too large to jam fists. offwidthing 1. the act of grown individuals attempting to lodge themselves in a womb like structure. Most attempts are futile and typically capped by tears or loud swearing. maybe that helps. I was just checking to see if anyone else is as bored as I am on Tuesday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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