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[dmuja]

 

 

 

Washingtonians have a slightly higher IQ.

Oregonians correctly deduce the irrelevance of this.

 

Washingtonians have on average at least 2 masters degrees in fields that have absolutely nothing to do with their employment.

Oregonians are either Ducks or Beavers.

 

Washingtonians move to BC.

Oregonians move to Vashon Island.

 

Washingtonians are generally wealthier.

Oregonians are generally happier.

 

Washingtonians are either from California or everywhere else.

Oregonians are from Oregon.

 

Washingtonians think long and hard, and then just bolt shit.

Oregonians just bolt shit.

 

Washington has more "protected" wilderness that is semi-annually reconsidered for sale through the initiative process.

Oregon has less "protected" wilderness but Oregonians are far less likely to give up their wilderness growing operations.

 

Washington still has heroin and meth problems.

Oregon has "wilderness growing operations".

 

In Washington, half the population carries a handgun - and will eventually use it on the other half.

In Oregon, all handguns have been converted to bongs.

 

In Oregon, they wear more baseball caps per capita.

In Washington, they wear those funny hats from Tibet.

 

Washingtonians seem like they are liberal.

Oregonians don't think that far ahead.

 

Washingtonians rarely smile unless they are returning from a visit to the Oregon "wilderness".

Oregonians smile even if stuck in a Seattle traffic jam while on their way to Vashon (to check on their "eco-garden").

 

 

 

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