Jonathan Posted September 16, 2002 Posted September 16, 2002 Parker’s Perfect. Check them out at www.parkersperfect.com I can’t wear contacts and am very near-sighted. Can’t even walk down a city street very well without my eyeglasses. Fogging problems have always been the bane of winter trips, as well as moist summer trips. Despite CatCrap and those wax crayon type defoggers, I was compelled to navigate by hearing and sense of smell. Then a buddy turned me onto Parker’s Perfect. Suddenly, I was six foot two inches, saw my abs for the first time in fifteen years, became fabulously rich, incredibly intelligent and my love life would have made Cassanova green with envy. My hair turned thick and lustrous and my teeth white and shiny. I ceased worrying about the gas mileage, global warming, Pax Americana in the age of George II and our faltering educational system. Satire and irony were lost on me. I felt normal for the first time ever. Well, sigh, not really, but at least I can see now on damp trips. Seriously, works better and longer than anything else I tried previously. On eyeglasses, goggles, whatever. Amazing stuff, can’t recommend highly enough. Also works on car windows, bathroom mirrors, etc. Quote
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