Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/07/19/glacier.nudes.ap/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 There you go again, making excuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 There you go again, making excuses. Hour to think of that, not bad. Next time speed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/07/19/glacier.nudes.ap/index.html Fantastic idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room. I'm really sorry. (She exits) George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool! % Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room. George: Did she do it on purpose? Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door. George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me. Jerry: So what? George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But... Jerry: But... George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold... Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage. George: Yes. Significant shrinkage! Jerry: So you feel you were short changed. George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me. Jerry: Well, so what's the difference? George: What if she discusses it with Jane? Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane. George: How do you know? Jerry: Women aren't like us. George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor? Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage. George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry? George: No. Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards... Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle! Elaine: Why does it shrink? George: It just does. Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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