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Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room. I'm really sorry. (She exits)

 

George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

 

% Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room.

 

George: Did she do it on purpose?

 

Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.

 

George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.

 

Jerry: So what?

 

George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...

 

Jerry: But...

 

George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...

 

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

 

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

 

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

 

George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

 

Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

 

George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

 

Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

 

George: How do you know?

 

Jerry: Women aren't like us.

 

George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?

 

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.

 

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

 

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

 

George: No.

 

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

 

Elaine: It shrinks?

 

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

 

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

 

George: It just does.

 

Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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