Thinker Posted February 25, 2003 Posted February 25, 2003 NEW SECUURITY PROCEDURE HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked women who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00pm Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to postion themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Goverment appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America! Quote
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