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Lucky Larry

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Well, if your down wind, when you break wind,come round any time.

But if your up wind, when you break wind, well your no friend of mine.

Come round boys, come round, weigh anchor, hoist them sails, let' er blow, let' er blow, full gale blast of stench, don't cha know?

Well, if your down wind, when you break wind,come round any time.

But if your up wind, when you break wind, well your no friend of mine.

Fill them sails to the brim with gallant blasts from down below. There's no shame, nor any blame. Mugs of Grog for a good days slog! A hock of salted pork though your no dork. Outrun the doldrums, let her blow, let her blow!

Well, if your down wind, when you break wind,come round any time.But if your up wind, when you break wind, well your no friend of mine.

:[] :yoda::pagetop:

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