"If we can, bear in mind, it won't be just a matter of a couple hours. Clearing 2 to 3' or more of snow from 37 miles of highway takes some time..."
Except there isn't 2 to 3' feet on the roadway, especially gate to gate.
Yes, thank the DOT for letting you know what is going on, especially when they build up the drama. The updates are certainly more enjoyable that way, no matter where you live.
Also, bear in mind, this is too funny to get pissy about. Enjoy the joke and fire up the two-stroke!