This made me laugh. I remember telling Don and my brother my theory that Oregon was encouraging slackers to continue slacking by maintaining the law that people can't pump their own gas. Basically creating unnecessary brainless jobs. Don gave me "the look" and my brother later told me that Don had worked as a "petroleum transfer technician" at the Bomber Gas Station in Milwaukie. I was friends with Don for over 16 years and will miss him greatly.