Sarah_Palin

Jake-how could I ever forget that special evening of abstinence I shared with you? I've always loved a good roll in the mud. When I'm out there stumping for votes, remember when I say "John McCain's a maverick" I'm really thinking of you.

Everything is just fine. We've got plenty of oil and energy for everyone up in Alaska. The destruction of the planet can go on as scheduled with John McCain as president! He's a maverick.