I bet you don't get paid enough to drag 3 noobs up a Yosemite multipitch. I know I don't.
My .02:
1) J-tree
2) Pat & Jack
3) Reed's
4) Knob Hill
The Braille Book, that's funny. Ditto Snake Hike. The Central Pillar will absolutely be cold, likely wet, and probably 'schrunded.