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    What would you do for a season pass? (quasi NSFW)

    in the *freshiezone*

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    No response yet, so I've emailed her again.

     

    Hello again, I haven't yet heard back from you on buying you a Meadows pass. I hope you're still interested. I think you will very much enjoy riding me this winter. I hope you don't mind but I'm actually a Telemarker. Being a Telemarker my hygiene isn't great (I haven't showered in 5 years), but I do have a large collection of kneepads that you are welcome to borrow.

     

    I may have neglected to mention in my prior correspondence but I have a cozy cottage in the woods near Wemme that we are welcome to stay at on our “adventures” to the mountain. It cums with a full size jacuzea that overlooks a beautiful old-growth that very few females of European descent have ever seen. This is surrounded by a collection of 12th century siege cannons which go well with my collection of 18th century vintage Persuain rugs. You will need to fully strip after using the jacuzzi so as not to damage the rugs.

     

    Steve

     

    PS: I'm still fascinated by your reference to "going dutch". Is that similar to "missionary"?

    What would you do for a season pass? (quasi NSFW)

    in the *freshiezone*

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    Pathetic attempt, but nobody else was stepping up.

    Hi,

    I might be in the position to help you out with your season pass problem. I have the funds to get you a pass, but I'm curious about you. First, about me. I'm 29, fairly handsome, but might not catch your eye at a bar. I'm a homeowner and a working professional who doesn't have time to date. I'm also shy but "adventurous" and that's why your post caught my eye. I'm interested in trying this out, but you must be clean and not a cop. I don't know what "going Dutch" means, but do you do "Greek?" Before we take this any further I'd love to see a picture of you. You don't have to be naked or anything, but I'd like to see who I'm getting involved with.

     

    I go skiing about every other weekend, and you'd be welcome to tag along and then enjoy some fun activities (I have a hot-tub!) afterwards. I look forward to your reply.

    -Steve

    I'll let you know what I hear.

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