[Words of a con man.....]

Hey CF123 -

 

I even provided a link!

 

 

So did he:

[YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!!!!]

f'ing amateur.

Yep. The jew bastard TV execs fucked me out of my royalties.

[NEW SPRAY TOPIC: What are you DRINKING right now?]

the ooze from the bottom of a dumpster.

[YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!!!!]

oh. Hadn't brushed all the eye-snot away before reading the thread title. Thought it was HeeHaw.

 

Thought I'd chase around some of those old hayseed TV goobers to wake myself up.

[Secrets of Enlightenment]

Enlightenment is found in a pic-a-nic basket.

 

-The deeper you go, the more power is available to create anything you desire.

yeah, more bullshit.

 

Then, I noticed that I was breathing thru not only my two nostrils, but also my right ear.

When wind blows through your right ear, a sound as from a conch shell comes out your left ear.

 

You silly bastards stumble around looking forever in your minds for enlightenment; it's the misplaced eyeglasses that sit on top your heads.

[worst ranger experience?]

WTF? You guys got nothin' to be snivelin' about. I've got this one guy, Ranger "Dick" (ok, his name is Ranger Rick, but that's what BooBoo and I call 'im) who has been doggin' my ass for years.

 

Every time I sit down with a fresh pic-a-nic basket, here come dis muthafucker ta take the fresh basket of goodies away! BooBoo has never physically matured properly because of this son-of-a-bitch (my little friend gets mugged by marmots for God's sake!). Me and some of my griz peeps are gonna "do" that bastard one of these days.

 

Don't tell Huckleberry. That goody-two-shoes little prick will spill the beans to the pencilnecks at HQ.