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[font:Arial Black] WHAT A BUNCH OF NANCY-BOYS!!!! [/font]
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AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!![font:Arial Black] [/font]
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Thar ain't room here for two captains, newbie.
Ye are demoted to deck-bitch. Now lick the salt from me boots.
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Now thar's a worthy subject for a Salt.
Insertion? Extraction? Ain't no downside!
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trader joes
in Spray
Obviously at this stage we need a pirateTis true, me swarthy lass.
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Your bilges be sloshin', Lubber!
Not just the lime makin you wince
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There once was came a seafarer to Ballard,
Young was the Lad
though he'd already been had
Hit the docks with the waddle of a mallard.
Discuss.
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It's 1:09 AM, I'm stealin' yer loot and pleasurin' you're women while you
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The Tempest; somewhere betwixt:
"Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
We are less afraid to be drowned than thou art!"
and
"If I did think, sir, I were well awake,
I'ld strive to tell you. We were dead of sleep,
And--how we know not--all clapp'd under hatches;
Where but even now with strange and several noises
Of roaring, shrieking, howling, jingling chains,
And more diversity of sounds, all horrible,
We were awaked; straightway, at liberty;
Where we, in all her trim, freshly beheld
Our royal, good and gallant ship, our master
Capering to eye her: on a trice, so please you,
Even in a dream, were we divided from them
And were brought moping hither."
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Riggin' friggin' contest?
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Twas on the good ship Venus
By god you should have seen us
As we set sail out of Port
three drunken mates short
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i truly resent the intrusion of rock climbing chatter in this decidedly maritime forum
Right ye be in that!
A grog and a flog! 'Round the mast again!
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Davy Jones Locker, I was in.
But me pegleg holed out proper
and the trinkets of past victims:
wreathed in bubbles following wood leg
to float, became mine
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Griz: Ruler of the white-flecked brown seas.
Someone needs shore-time.
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I don't know whether to keel haul ye or draw and quarter yer swab arse!
Yaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
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Yar, it's about time ye 'Lubbers had a decent forum.
Now whar's them wenches with th' Grog?
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...a good tig weld is a thing of beauty.
To the masters.
--Bart
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Welcome to a life at sea, Lad.
Wanted: Sell your used Denali gear to me!
in The Yard Sale
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Arrr! I have a friend 40 leagues under!