[MY car was stolen last night]

Beware if you are using the steering wheel lock on a standard (stock) steering wheel. If you have a valuable car that a theif needs, they will just cut your wheel with bolt cutters and yank the wheel lock (club) off.

Man the thieves are always one step ahead

[THE STUPIID BOWL..........]

Everybody knows that hockey is the only sport worth being a spectator for.

Is that a spectator or a spectacle?

[Hubbell Space Telescope to Die an Untimely Death]

Why are astroids called astroids and hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?

 

because when they both hit, they are a pain in the ass!!!