ivan Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Climb: Mt Hood-Granny's Asscrack Date of Climb: 6/22/2004 Trip Report: Luetholds - shitty slush to my knees (and i ain't exactly short) from the top of the skilift to illum gap and beyond. miserable snow. luetholds resembled the chocolaty asscrack of a 60 year old crack-whore w/ a severe disregard for personal hygiene...frequent loose brown slides pouring down from above. knee deep in dirty filth..coulda figured up a whole bunch more inspiring things to do today. Gear Notes: zen buddhism Approach Notes: snow conditions soul suck the descending triple scrotum of satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 your mom LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 really, i didn't know satan had three scrotums. learn something new every day, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigA Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 really, i didn't know satan had three scrotums. learn something new every day, eh? That whats so great about this web-site!! Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redoubt Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 luetholds resembled the chocolaty asscrack of a 60 year old crack-whore w/ a severe disregard for personal hygiene. No pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Ivan, if that history teaching thing doesn't work out, you have to start teaching the pups creative writing! A little spell check and *poof*, awesome stuff, thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtnHigh Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Yet another inspiring TR from the school master. Any more of these and I'll never set foot on Hood again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonanon Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 All that's missing are the rolling turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redoubt Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Sometimes a TR comes along that reminds us all just why it is we climb. It's times like this when I wish we could all have a big group hug, and not be ashamed of the tears that slowly slide down our faces. Thanks, Ivan, ya big palooka, for helping us remember why we play this crazy game called climbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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