olyclimber Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Garlic farts are the worst. I mean can any other fart touch them? Normally my farts smell pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Slim Jim farts are even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Giardia farts really are the worst of the worst. I wish I didn't know this, but I've been reminded twice in the last 10 years or so, including last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I keep drinking water out of streams and have only had explosive diarrheah once after a trip... giardia? maybe (it was the creek below Thomson that I drank from) I chugged water out of a stream on the descent below Junction camp. Still no signs of the shits. Fingers crossed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You would know if you have had giardia, it is not temporary and only goes away with some heavy duty pharmaceuticals. It really is nasty. Both times have been memorable in different ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You would know if you have had giardia, it is not temporary and only goes away with some heavy duty pharmaceuticals. It really is nasty. Both times have been memorable in different ways. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 Giardia farts really are the worst of the worst. I wish I didn't know this, but I've been reminded twice in the last 10 years or so, including last summer. thats quality Jason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Mountain House produces some epic farts as well. I swear my shit has looked positively radioactive after two days of Mountain House, Shot Blocks and GORP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 if you've ever had campylobacter you wouldn't dare fart for weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 uh does leaky bowel after eating processed deli meat count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 24, 2017 Author Share Posted January 24, 2017 I remember getting this instant spicy ramen bowl that made me fear releasing any thing unless i was firmly planted on the toilet. massive greasy lava eruptions. afterward i read the ingredients: olestra. Thanks Obama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Eating a bowl of thick white beans with ham chunks can also produce some wonderfully odiferous anal emissions complemented by near-shart experiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 24, 2017 Author Share Posted January 24, 2017 wow...there is even a term for it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 wow...there is even a term for it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea Tom Ka soup gives me this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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