plexus Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 The other weekend while backpacking with my girlfriend by Gobbler's Knob near Mt Rainier, we struck an interesting topic. Told her about when a friend climbed McKinley, he was stuck in the tent for just three days (which was pretty good for the bad weather it had that year). Of course that led to the discussion about relieving yourself while tentbound by whiteout conditions, high winds, blizzard, etc. For a guy it's not that difficult. But what do girls do? Bring a funnel? Have great aim? Wide-mouth nalgene? I couldn't answer the question. Not really an important topic, but just one of those random thoughts that I'm sure Caveman and Dru will lend their delectable style of humor to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offwidthclimber Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 hey man, apperantly it's all about the "lady j" ever seen campmor ? http://www.campmor.com/webapp/commerce/command/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=13827&prmenbr=226 cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 I've seen the lady J! Penis envy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 How much are they used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyclimber Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 I know a team of 3 women who climbed Denali together. One brought the lady J, the other two felt it was unnecessary. By the end of the trip they were all SHARING the one lady j. However, peeing in a tent is 573 times easier then trying to pee on the wall. At least if you care about trying not to pee on the route. I found it pretty tough and definitely got envious of my male climbing partner who didn't have to worry about logistics. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 There aint no Genie in that Bottle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 what about using muscle control? do those Kegel flexes ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Check this out... http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
none_dup1 Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 A tip for pee bottle use: Regular use of a pee bottle can make for quite a stink. Drop an iodine tablet in the piss pot - it'll kill the critters that cause the bad smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 I didn't think there were critters in your pee??? They used urine to sterilize and wash out wounds in the first world war because it is sterile! I thought pee smelled because of the chemicals and hormones in it? Mahatma Gandhi drank a glass of his own urine every day for 43 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote: Originally posted by texplorer: I've seen the lady J! Penis envy? Â Can you write your name in the snow with the stream from the Lady J?? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyclimber Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Urine is sterile when it first leaves the body. However, bacteria or whatever develops quickly after that. So, cleaning up the pee bottle is a good idea. Now if someone would clean up the pee smell of El Cap, climbing would have a whole new aroma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Just what I want to climb! A series of piss smelled cracks! Yipee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 so holly, you are saying if i want to do the Gandhi I better not leave half a glass in the fridge overnight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: so holly, you are saying if i want to do the Gandhi I better not leave half a glass in the fridge overnight? You can fill up your cup in the urinal at the local gas station sick boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: You can fill up your cup in the urinal at the local gas station sick boy I don't like the soggy smoke butts in the stuff you can get in the urinal. Mountain goats drink pee and look at how hard they climb. must be a natural performance enhancer! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 LOL... man, you guys are sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollyclimber Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Of course we all like this topic for some sick reason According to the following website, Urine a sterile body compound. Everything you read on the web is true, right? http://biomedx.com/urine/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Drul I thought you might like the extra flavor of one of those urinal cookies?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 They should've called the lady-J the Pist-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brukb Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 My wife is impressively adept at peeing in a wide mouth Nalgene, in her sleeping bag, without any asstive devices, and without spilling a drop! Took some practice. Once did Triple Couloirs on Dragontail with a female friend of mine. While walking off the backside she said she needed to take a leak, so she turned her back to me, unzipped and arced a stream that stunned me. She was using a Lady J, also impressive. By the way; Fun Facts about Pee: human urine is only "sterile" in the sense that it has not been contaminated by anything outside of the body. It is, however, chock full of bacteria and other goodies. I worked in a lab, spent way too many nights doing urine cultures. I've met several people who drink their own urine for medicinal purposes, I doubt they would do so if they saw what it will grow in a petri dish. There is a reason why your body filters that stuff out and excretes it from your body. You can distill it though,in a pinch, to prevent dying of thirst. "Peeing" "Pee-on" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 This thread is really sprayin' about sprayin'! [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 10-05-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 back in the day when capt posted other than invitations to brawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 that was some funny stuff I came across while looking for the turd eating dog thread. just had to bump it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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