pope Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If the alphabet is represented by the numbers 1-26, then: H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top. But, look how far ass kissing my ass will take you: K I S S I N G MY A S S = 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 13 25 1 19 19 = 156% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 P O O P = 16 15 15 16 = 92% P O P E = 16 15 16 5= 82% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 D R U = 4 18 21 = 43 D R U K I S S I N G M Y A S S = 4 18 21 + 156 = 199% Wow! Can't argue with an equation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Please keep me out of your perverted fantasies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 T R A S K O N C R A C K = 20 18 1 19 11 15 14 3 18 1 3 11 = 134% Now we see how the man gets the job done! Add in "hookers," (H O O K E R S = 8 15 15 11 5 18 19 = 91%), and the total shoots up to 225%! Astonishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 S N A F F L E H O U N D = 19 14 1 6 6 12 5 8 15 21 14 4 = 125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 H O R S E C O C K = 8 15 18 19 5 3 15 3 11 = 97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 F U C K Y O U is a whopping 102% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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