offwidthclimber Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 on a MOUNTAINEERING BULLETIN BOARD mountaineering bulletin board? where the hell did you find one of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 i've dropped about 16 lbs of beer gut since T-Day Dude, that's where your testosterone is stored! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Bwahahaha, kassidy, you wildchile, you crak me ^p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 And you's just a sperm-burpin' whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 you talkin bout sex. choc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Uh, sure. Him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 I'm tellin' ya, we work out some of your hair and posture issues and you wouldn't have to be quite so desperate to fantasize about Trask and Sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Yep, and it was well worth it. I'm on the Atkin's diet now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 yeah josh, it was a no summit, and once again i didn't even set foot on the ledges (nor even ever get a view up to the beehive)...however, just reaching muir felt like quite an accomplishment as rmi spent a whole week failing to do it and it only took us 2 1/2 days, only to spend 2 days seriously wondering just how much stronger the wind would need to get before the hut collapsed...hoping to get some pics from me friends soon, one is a classic video, what appears to be an astronaut emerging into a 70 mph snowy-breeze to take a shit, but only after grabbing onto a fixed line with one hand and an axe in the other, still managing to get blown over, wallowing up a 10 foot snowdrift that formed overnight in front of the john, then proudly posing atop said drift only to be hammered again.... good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 only drift here is your thread drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 I'll put it back on track: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 I tried to put on weight preparatory to ice climbing Rockies but was only moderately successful HOWEVER, eating burgers and beer in pub every night, plus munchie sessions frying up bacon at 1 AM, put on some poundage WHILE iceclimbing. Also sleeping inside warm rooms instead of outside in the cold probably helped the calorie conservation. BUT: 1 15 hour day of mountaineering on Friday, consuming only 2 sticks of , 1 energy bar, some cookies and a few sunflower seeds plus a fruit & nut bar, did WONDERS. I musta lost 10 lbs. I bet half of it was dehydration though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 The alpine god MFT says you must eat more. Preferably glucose polymers. So if you don't wear goretex, don'e carry/use gear, and try to go fast and Xtreeeeem, you MUST eat GU. They might even sponsor you if you spray enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 "herds of GU running Wild" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinouscling Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 I actually lost about five pounds over the holidays. My secret was to climb ice for a week. You know, you don't have to stuff everything your mother puts in front of you into your pie hole. -Heinous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 You know, you don't have to stuff everything your mother puts in front of you into your pie hole. LIAR YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY??? scoundrel, beast, devil., meanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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