AlpineK Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Trip reports that leave it up to my own imagination are lame as can be. ...Trip Reports, which I enjoy very much as long as there are pictures to view. And yes….I don’t read Ivans trip reports because I have a hard time reading his writing. Its not really English….not to slam him, I know a lot of you like his writing. I just don’t. And for some reason, Ivan has been placed on a very tall pedestal on cc.com. I even mention a small disapproval even in the nicest way and I get a pm from a moderator ******WARNING ME******** to watch out!!!! Basically you're implying you have no imagination and haven't read much more than, "Go Dog Go." [img:center]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/24/Go_Dog_Go.jpg/200px-Go_Dog_Go.jpg[/img] While a good book you might try broadening your mind beyond the starter edition. Yes pictures are nice. On the other hand sometimes folks forget or lose their camera. Maybe they want to share their enthusiasm for a climb, or want to provide information on current conditions on a route. There are lots of reasons why trip reports add value even without pictures. Manditory image ---> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 [img:center]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/24/Go_Dog_Go.jpg/200px-Go_Dog_Go.jpg[/img] Love this book. Really!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 And BTW going climbing at the zone on Thursday night. Hope to see some locals out there. Love that place. SEE OLYCRAPPER, THIS IS A CLIMBING SITE AND KEVBONE IS ALL ABOUT THE CLIMBING! KEEP UP YOUR HATE HATER! YOU CAN'T BRING DOWN THE BONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 So does that turn this thread into a TR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 And btw, does anyone want to speculate as to who ALLCAPS is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 And btw, does anyone want to speculate as to who ALLCAPS is? I'M THE EMBODIMENT OF PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING BITCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 CAPT'N CAVEMAN REINCARNATED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonG Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Ah, the dude who writes Thug Kitchen . Makes sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 off to take massive shit - tr forthcoming!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 OMG is it Trask???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powderhound Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 off to take massive shit - tr forthcoming!!! Pics Please!!!!! Even better add a video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 goddamn genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 See.....my threads are good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 off to take massive shit - tr forthcoming!!! Pics Please!!!!! Even better add a video! just toured the results of "tub girl" google image search for use here and...just...couldn't...pull...trigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Without pictures are lame......I enjoy very much as long as there are pictures to view. I have the same feeling about Playboy, so I can totally relate to the Bone here. Not encouraging Ivan or anyone else to peel cloths off or anything crazy here.....regardless, those bastards at work always stick up the pages of that great mag so you get reduced to reading Gore Vidal or Ulysses by James Joyce. Shit. Oh, what that means Bone, is that you have to read slowly, and re-read for content. At some point it gets easier to catch the meaning and the content depending on how much red wine said artist has imbibed beforehand. Anyway, here's a pic for ya Bone: Tell me whats happin there...... another one - Hishoner hiself in full on klusterfuchage modeality. Jus belay me bitch. Heard this once, thought it was pretty funny: "Jus do your 60 meters and STFU." We might need to add, AND POST SOME FRIKKAN PICS TOO!!!!!!Bad to the Bone.....BBBUUUUUBBBBUUUUBADDDDDDDD! Bad to the bone. hey, on that 2nd picture Kev, don't read a damned thing into it when you look at Ivans helmet. He put that shit up there for the satellites that are tracking him. Not directed at U. Read it slow. Take care kev, it's all good. LOL. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 So sorry you don’t appreciate my humor and comments. But that has nothing to do with me. Actually, it has everything to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Well not to mention the hypocrite never bothers to include pictures with almost any of the threads he starts. BORING. LAME. I think Carlin captures it best: [video:youtube]DB8wWlPdYRs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 See.....my threads are good fun. Pretty much involves people laughing at how dumb you are. Not sure I'd be bragging about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 See.....my threads are good fun. Pretty much involves people laughing at how dumb you are. Not sure I'd be bragging about that. Nice....once again, if you think my threads are dumb. That is all you bro..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) No, it's everybody, Bone. Porter tried to punch through that wall of dumb - an exercise in futility, apparently. He was actually trying to do you a favor - not that you're capable of picking up on something like that. Nobody else here thinks your posts are funny, clever, fun, or enlightening. What you get out of being a willing butt for other people's jokes is beyond me, but you might as well realize what's actually happening here, if that's even possible. Edited May 29, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 No, it's everybody, Bone. Porter tried to punch through that wall of dumb - an exercise in futility, apparently. He was actually trying to do you a favor - not that you're capable of picking up on something like that. Nobody else here thinks your posts are funny, clever, fun, or enlightening. What you get out of being a willing butt for other people's jokes is beyond me, but you might as well realize what's actually happening here, if that's even possible. Just speak for you and you alone. And I get what Porter was trying to do.....obviously did not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLCAPS Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 A MAN WITH A SCANT VOCABULARY WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY BE A WEAK THINKER. THE RICHER AND MORE COPIOUS ONE'S VOCABULARY AND THE GREATER ONE'S AWARENESS OF FINE DISTINCTIONS AND SUBTLE NUANCES OF MEANING, THE MORE FERTILE AND PRECISE IS LIKELY TO BE ONE'S THINKING. KNOWLEDGE OF THINGS AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORDS FOR THEM GROW TOGETHER. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WORDS, YOU CAN HARDLY KNOW THE THING. -HH WORDS HAVE POWER. WORDS CAN LIGHT FIRES IN THE MINDS OF MEN. WORDS CAN WRING TEARS FROM THE HARDEST HEARTS. -PR THE LIMITS OF MY LANGUAGE MEANS THE LIMITS OF MY WORLD. -LW TRANSLATION FOR KEVBONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 \ And I get what Porter was trying to do.....obviously did not work. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Nothing wrong with being dumb, and you have to give some respect to obstinance. But being dumb and obstinate is a bad combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I think it was George Carlin who said, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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