allthumbs Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..." Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...." Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 Lovely, Trask. Four stars, two thumbs up, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 When I was 10 I told my neighbor friend there was no Santa Claus. He started crying, we started fighting, and I punched him in the nuts. Needless to say, I was in big trouble. The family moved to Pittsburgh 6 months later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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