whillans Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Seems I can't get home because the border is closed. Are there any Canadians in Chiliwack that want to go climbing or terrorist hunting today-AHEM DRU!? Room 712 at the hotel with the big R or stop by Starbucks and look for the dude in the yellow BD T-shirt with the "I hate Pencil Pusher" logo. Send your digits to me via IM or hotmail and I will call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Save the day and head to squish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 If you wanna go climbing in the Chilliwack area I can finish work by 3. I'll take you bouldering and you can crush my projects. I'll PM you my work #. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whillans Posted September 12, 2001 Author Share Posted September 12, 2001 Border is a long line of people going nowhere fast. Can't get home. I'll stop by your office later this morning. Starbucks is officially open again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 I wore some big gobies in my hands last evening holding onto a round arete then falling off then finally climbing (The Beak V0+?? ) but if you are still stuck here this afternoon I will spot or belay as necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Drul how are you going to spot Whillans? Homey would krush you. Set up the V420 crimp dyno gaston one hand clapping arete problem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whillans Posted September 12, 2001 Author Share Posted September 12, 2001 V420! That's what I'm talking about! Bring your king sized mattress Toby Henson krashmapazad special. Anyone seen Toby Henson around lately or did he go underground due to rumors of improper propositions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 I hold up the bouldering poad all folded up and when he falls off I swat him with it like a pesky bug. V420, that's like v8 but with extra fruits and veggies added right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whillans Posted September 12, 2001 Author Share Posted September 12, 2001 Watermelon tied off with a girth hitch to be exact. Chiliwack library has some hot chicks. I love Canada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I hold up the bouldering poad all folded up and when he falls off I swat him with it like a pesky bug. With this method you might call it the Toby Henson Smashedpazad! [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 09-12-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Dru , you bringing the sonic bionic foam crater crusher with you to the Fall Ropeup? You've got a spot at the group site, outs of respect to youse canooks, eh? Bring some Elsinores and we'll get some newbies to play a round of BEERHUNTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Whether or not I make it to fall rope up is not yet determined. For example there is the opportunity to help young co-ed climbers take their first steps on the rock and then go party in Whistler the same weekend. Decisions, decisions. I will let weather and degree of bribery inducements promised by competing patrties decide. If not that weekend I will definitely be down in Leavenworth for Canadian thanksgiving leading large party of rampaging Canucks to trash classic hard Leavenworth routes like Givlers Crack and Martian Diagonal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Drul you Whillans and I need to link up and do that route in the Enchantments eh?! I spocked that shit and the hunt is on. We can eat snafflehounds and dont bring that piss beer but do bring the chicas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Damn, I thought Whillans was Capt. Caveman. With all of your aliases it gets a little confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 No, Caveman is chepe and whillans is Donna TopStep (oh wait, that's Pope... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Drul did Whillans ever make it across the border? Now there seems to be still problems crossing? I have to call off our plans unless things change asap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 I dunno where Whillans is. Never saw him yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whillans Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 Whillans reenlisted to go to the Ranger Regiment. See you flunkies in Kabul. I'll be hanging heads off of spikes in the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 If I was bin Laden I would have shaved that beard, traded the long shirt and turban for a clunky, ill fitting suit, and be hanging out in Pyongyang right now practicing saying "yes, divine leader Kim. no, divine leader Kim." Somehow i really doubt he's still in Afghanistan. Is there a big Cure revival yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 I am resurrecting this thread. Bring back Whillans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 see attachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tele_nut Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Sie alter Dummkopf. Ich bin der Geist in der Maschine. Ich lebe als immer. Sie fürchten, was ich sagen muß, folglich zensieren Sie mich. Ich belebe immer wieder und wieder wieder. Sie können mich nie beruhigen, aber Sie fürchten den Tag, den ich bei einer Ihrer Versammlungen ankomme. Sie sind nicht dann so eingebildet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 yeah, German's about right for you, fascist twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Trollerific! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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