tvashtarkatena Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Trip: Luna Peak, SKA* - SW Ridge Date: 8/18/2012 Trip Report: Seven days, one summit.* With Colleen still recovering from a broken ankle, we needed to take those two expensive titanium self tapping hex heads holding her medial malleolus together for a long, slow, thorough test drive. Day 1: Launch the Pua'a from Colonial Creek CG, paddle Diablo Lake to NPS dock, portage to Ross Lake, paddle to Big Beaver CG. Day 2: Hike 11 mi up Big Beaver Creek to Luna CG. Day 3: Hike about a mile further up Big Beaver trail, swamp-thrash to Big Beaver Creek, ford, and schwack 1800' up Access Creek to a basin camp at 4200. Day 4: Up the nearly snow free, left most access gulley, then follow ridge top to 6550 camp. Day 5: Colleen defends 6550 camp while Pat observes, but does not participate in, insect orgy on Luna summit. Colleen's ankle remains pain free, but slight swelling indicates a rest period is in order. Both descend back to 4200 camp. Day 6: Reverse scwack down Access Creek with new, improved Big Beaver crossing just upstream of confluence, followed by hike back out to Big Beaver Camp on Ross Lake. Day 7: Reverse paddle/portage/paddle, with a non-participatory observation of human mating rituals at the Quilceda Walmart. Report: $4.99 polarized Berkley shades are out of stock. While in men's room, one small boy observed rushing out of restroom without washing hands. Overheard just outside the restroom: FATHER: "Did you remember to wash your hands?" KID: "Yes" FATHER: "Are you lying to me?" KID: "I washed them!" (presumed Focus on the Family approved corporal punishment strike). KID (now screaming) "I DID!!!!!!!!!" SLIDESHOW An expedition style siege of Luna Peak is not for the faint of heart. The threats are many. Tan lines. The sun burn that can result when avoiding them. Staring down your partner over that last remaining drops of bug juice. Eating all your candy. Having to re-read that Vanity Fair article on Alec Baldwin. One must train, and train hard, for such long stretches of inactivity. Big wall climbing or fruitless Walmart insertions are recommended. *with apologies to Leor and company, whose feats of Alpine VO2 Maximus require no introduction. Gear Notes: More magazines and candy. No gear beyond trekking poles is necessary at this time. Approach Notes: Good ford of Big Beaver just upstream of confluence, which is impossible to find without a GPS or helper bear. Schwack up right side of Access Creek, EZ crossing at 3800 to talus...only a minor dose of slide alder required. Edited August 21, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Sweet! I just took my special lady friend on a 4-day trip through the enchantments, but we didn't summit anything and as I understand it, that's a new requirement for posting TRs? Looks like a fun trip! I haven't had a chance to check out the photos yet since I'm posting this between builds, but I'm sure I'll play with myself over them later. You're living the dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 I thought about entitling this one "Something Got Climbed". You may only legitimately rape another's TR via a keyboard balanced upon your burgeoning, increasingly bilious baby beer gut. You don't qualify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougd Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Pat, as always a very entertaining TR, and great pics. Very nice shot of the frog and the insect orgy. Thanks for posting up. A couple side notes: I never really do walmart. Unless I have to piss, I might stop in and do it in the walmart parking lot... If that makes me an elitist prick, so be it. I broke my ankle 15May12 (tib/fib) among other things. No surgery required. My Orthopod says not to worry about the swelling go do what I want. It takes months usually for that to return to something close to normal. Sounds from the TR like Colleen understands that and is doing really well, and that's great. Regards, d Edited August 21, 2012 by dougd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Kid should have washed his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 how do you get a girlfriend to take a proposition to camp up the big beaver seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 unkanny similarity between that frog and yerself, big pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I'm embarrassed that you overheard my kid lying to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 how do you get a girlfriend to take a proposition to camp up the big beaver seriously? Where's the "like" button? Geez I'm lost on this old-skool website UBB thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trees4me Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 the local walmart was out of helper bears, is that something I have to go to REI to get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainsloth Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 amazing orgy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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