ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 discuss. italy, france, china = sauces aplenty = civilized somalia, sudan, syria = not so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 and the US? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 discuss. italy, france, china = sauces aplenty = civilized somalia, sudan, syria = not so much? You need to get out of the house more, the horn of Africa, despite otherwise being a shithole in many respects, has some amazing sauces on foods. Syria....sauces...uhhh..... good hashish that they get from Lebanon? (ie, blond Lebanese! Woot!) ..nevermind...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 ketchup pretty well sums it up, at least as a product of that which is unique to us - our usurpation of every unction the earth has to offer a testimony to our brilliance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 We've stolen a lot of foods and done OK, but the Vietnamese have stolen *cough** borrowed* some (French, Chinese are the 2) and absolutely mastered them. Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 You need to get out of the house more, the horn of Africa, despite otherwise being a shithole in many respects, has some amazing sauces on foods. Syria....sauces...uhhh..... ..nevermind...LOL my intense period of google-fu led me to believe the skinnies only succumbed to the influence of the eye-talians okay, fine - somalias can be civilized - i recall somethign about them thare swahilis of yore setting up shop in-country anyhow - but what of the san? the sioux, firfuksakes? as for syria, closest i've done was lebanese n' morrocan, and can't recall much beyond the need for a bath-towel for want of a fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 who would dare accuse the australians of being accoutered w/ rarefied, civilized sauces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 the hadza? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadza_people holy shit, here are some people who could give a fuck about a fine horseradish sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 We've stolen a lot of foods and done OK, but the Vietnamese have stolen *cough** borrowed* some (French, Chinese are the 2) and absolutely mastered them. Wow! Finally something I can agree with bill on. World cuisines ranked in order of perfection: West Coast Mexican (Nayarit through Oaxaca) Tuscan Vietnamese Everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 We've stolen a lot of foods and done OK, but the Vietnamese have stolen *cough** borrowed* some (French, Chinese are the 2) and absolutely mastered them. Wow! Finally something I can agree with bill on. World cuisines ranked in order of perfection: West Coast Mexican (Nayarit through Oaxaca) Tuscan Vietnamese Everything else seems to support my theory generally - the longer you've existed as a cohesive people w/ yer shit wired-tight, the more you've to contribute by way of tasty toppings for otherwise bland foods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 discuss. italy, france, china = sauces aplenty = civilized somalia, sudan, syria = not so much? Don't forget Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Depends on what kinda "sauce" you are referring to... Scotland: scotch France: cognac, armagnac, calvados Greece: ouzo, metaxa US: bourbon Russia: vodka Mexico: tequila ... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 If sauce is the yardstick of civilization the I think Thailand is off the friggin' scale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 If sauce is the yardstick of civilization the I think Thailand is off the friggin' scale! cock sauce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 If sauce is the yardstick of civilization the I think Thailand is off the friggin' scale! Two words: fish sauce. It's the only substance on earth that smells more like fecal matter than actual turds do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 nothin' says civilized like red-coloured msg jello on your chicken balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ethiopian food is quite saucy. But, where do they fit on your civilization scale? Fuck all, that's where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 we have pink slime in our ground meat. does that rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ethiopian food is quite saucy. But, where do they fit on your civilization scale? Fuck all, that's where. dunno - they got capitals and kings n' organized religions, the common hoof-marks of civilization n' history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ethiopian food is quite saucy. But, where do they fit on your civilization scale? Fuck all, that's where. dunno - they got capitals and kings n' organized religions, the common hoof-marks of civilization n' history. and the Ark of the Covenant too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Don't hear a lot from the millitant Seattle vegans on this one. I am a huge fan asian sauces but its hard for me to pass up good (not store-baught) barbecue sauce. Let the Eastern WA hick jokes roll. Edited April 26, 2012 by Buckshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Ethiopian food is quite saucy. But, where do they fit on your civilization scale? Fuck all, that's where. dunno - they got capitals and kings n' organized religions, the common hoof-marks of civilization n' history. and the Ark of the Covenant too! i thought it was in some unmarked box in a goverment warehouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 itz in teh meat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 If sauce is the yardstick of civilization the I think Thailand is off the friggin' scale! Hate to disappoint you guys but that stuff in made in California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 teh slyme stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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