ZimZam Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 unbeeweebable The Midwest, the states that hold America together. 'Cause they all suck so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of Web-based research, and what I found is disturbing." So this is what it's come to, our politicians talk to some paranoid old farts at the country club while fund-raising back home, do a little googlez, and blammo! Girls Scout cookies are the new fucking chemtrails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Go ahead and laugh, but it's a known fact that chemtrails are made with Girl Scout cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 all i know is those damn thin mint cookies they sell are addictive. i believe it is an evil plot by the girl scouts to make me their slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 all i know is those damn thin mint cookies they sell are addictive. i believe it is an evil plot by the girl scouts to make me their slave Round chocolate crack wafers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 "All the rest are feminists, lesbians, or Communists," Rep. Bob Morris wrote. As proof, Morris notes that the "radically pro-abortion" Michelle Obama is honorary president of Girl Scouts of America, which "should give each of us reason to pause before our individual or collective endorsement of the organization." After learning all this, he wrote, he pulled his two daughters out of the Girl Scouts and instead put them in American Heritage Girls Little Flowers, a parent-run group best described as a center for recovering Girl Scouts. WTF??? I knew the cookies were fuq'n addictive, but the whole organization??? Michelle Tompkins, a spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts, responded to Morris' assertions by telling NBC station WISE of Fort Wayne, "Not only is Rep. Morris off the mark on his claims, it's also unfortunate in his limited research that he failed to discover that, since 1917, every first lady has served as the honorary leader of Girl Scouts, including Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush and Laura Bush." Where's Bill Engval when you need him? Hey, Bob! Here's your sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 A quote from Bob Morris: "I did a small amount of Web-based research." What's the problem here? Many CCers do no research at all, if that vaccine thread has anything to teach us. Sheesh, at least the guy tried. I am more concerned that in all that door to door cookie selling we are exposing young girls to many members of this forum--which is full of self avowed anarchists and socialists and even worse stick clipping sport climbers--judging from the number of you all who like cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 You can have my thin mints when you pry them from my cold, dead, rotten teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I am more concerned that in all that door to door cookie selling we are exposing young girls to many members of this forum--which is full of self avowed anarchists and socialists and even worse stick clipping sport climbers--judging from the number of you all who like cookies. Aren't all stick clipping sportos already anarchistic lesbian socialist subversives, anyway? They need cookies, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 and even worse stick clipping sport climbers hey now! that's just uncalled for! i'm offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) Most medical plans will cover treatment for that. Just sayin' Edited February 22, 2012 by Crux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 It's high time we did something about these little money grubbing sugar whores. No mention of stick clipping alpine climbers? WHERE'S THE LOVE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 No mention of stick clipping alpine climbers? WHERE'S THE LOVE? You were at Smith duderooski, that's not even CLOSE to Alpine. And as for the rest of you, do the cookies start the cycle of binge and purge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 and even worse stick clipping sport climbers hey now! that's just uncalled for! i'm offended. Hey now, not aimed at you, but could be if you're the one who deleted my favorite TR of recent times. Besides, I thought you retired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I may be retired but I'm passing my stick clip down to future generations in exchange for a supply of girl scout cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I do not know if this 'alpine'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 They are just freakin' evil I tell you. Way past lesbo/commie/subversive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 They are just freakin' evil I tell you. Way past lesbo/commie/subversive. BTW, I'm a former Girl Scout leader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Meanwhile, the zealots' war on women goes on: US judge strikes down law mandating sale of contraception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 BTW, I'm a former Girl Scout leader Subversive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 BTW, I'm a former Girl Scout leader BTW, I'm a former Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 BTW, I'm a former Girl Scout leader BTW, I'm a former Girl BTW, I'm a former leader. Now I'm just a scout... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I bet you look hawt in that scout uniform sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Oh, you know it, minxie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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