Greg_W Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I have set up an audible warning system that goes off when a useful posts is recognized...I think it's broken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Maybe we should stare at the screen for 3 hours until someone posts something "useful" or full of beta. Or just get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Maybe we should stare at the screen for 3 hours until someone posts something "useful" or full of beta. Or just get a life. So profound greasy hippie Why dont you wash the gnats out of your head and try using soap instead of oils to bathe in. Â [ 11-11-2002, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Maybe we should stare at the screen for 3 hours until someone posts something "useful" or full of beta. Or just get a life. Now you're just talking crazy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish_Chef Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 "A day without spray is like a day without sunshine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by rbw1966: quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Maybe we should stare at the screen for 3 hours until someone posts something "useful" or full of beta. Or just get a life. So profound greasy hippie Why dont you wash the gnats out of your head and try using soap instead of oils to bathe in. You had to edit in those pearls of wit? You truly are clueless. I wish I had enough hair for dreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: You had to edit in those pearls of wit? You truly are clueless. I wish I had enough hair for dreads. Â Clueless is you. If you wish you had enough hair for dreads it's proof you are a nasty hippy You'd lie there and bleed pathetic punk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I go away for two days and the rest of my life turns upsidown and into absolute shit but you guys are here and remain the same. Thank you... I love you guys (snif) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 MattP is right. You guys are a bunch of tools. Â to the vets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: MattP and everyone agreeing with him are a bunch of tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Original thought sucks. Criticism of broad-sweeping conclusions based on narrow subjective experience sucks. Lighthearted humor sucks. Axl Rose sucks. Jenna Jameson sucks --and swallows. Go home. And suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 I'll be nice to you today, Caveman, because it's your special day. Â Anyone else who disagrees with...you're still a tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Stapling your hand to the side of a shed with a hammer-tacker sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Sounds like you might know this from, er, firsthand experience, Uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 That was underhanded Allison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dumpster Diver: quote:Originally posted by ScottP: quote:Originally posted by Dumpster Diver: (snip) It's like a bar atmosphere. Except the drunks (spelled c-h-r-o-n-i-c s-p-r-a-y-e-r-s) have the humor, debate skills, and consideration for others of thirteen year olds. I'm with Matt; you guys suck. The way I see it you are right there with all the c-h-r-o-n-i-c s-p-r-a-y-e-r-s Uh...No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rbw1966: That was underhanded Allison! The Doctor has to hand it to you two, you've really got the tacky humor gig nailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Climbing mountains is a serious life enhancing activity that has made me the person I am today. Furthermore, this board has really enhanced my overall experience in the mountains and given me much in depth thought about which glacier axe I'll need to send Denali.  I am not sure how it's helped my climbing, but it must have somehow because when I am behind my computer I want to touch climbing in some manner. THIS IS IT DUDES! No matter how inane. So let's share some friendly 'ol beta with the gapers out there. YAH!  I realize now because of the effort of many fine individuals and their subtle, and sometimes not so subtle, attempts at social engineering that it's important NOT to spray. I should fall in line with the BORG and become one...  What is important is that I gain recognition via my postings and culminate the love and respect of my fellow climbers. Posting in a friendly and appreciable manner will lead to this end. Praise BE! AMEN! Hey let's create some catch phrases we can all share together at the next pub club  Therefore I resolve to only post useful information on the web so everyone in the climbing community will see me as truly being one with them, and for them. Cause I care.  Furthermore, I love Seattle and Oregon liberals. If it weren't for them, transplanted Coloradoans, Californians, midwesterners and Southerners wouldn't have any people to denigrate.  Spray War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Climbing mountains is a serious life enhancing activity that has made me the person I am today. Furthermore, this board has really enhanced my overall experience in the mountains and given me much in depth thought about which glacier axe I'll need to send Denali.  I am not sure how it's helped my climbing, but it must have somehow because when I am behind my computer I want to touch climbing in some manner. THIS IS IT DUDES! No matter how inane. So let's share some friendly 'ol beta with the gapers out there. YAH!  I realize now because of the effort of many fine individuals and their subtle, and sometimes not so subtle, attempts at social engineering that it's important NOT to spray. I should fall in line with the BORG and become one...  What is important is that I gain recognition via my postings and culminate the love and respect of my fellow climbers. Posting in a friendly and appreciable manner will lead to this end. Praise BE! AMEN! Hey let's create some catch phrases we can all share together at the next pub club  Therefore I resolve to only post useful information on the web so everyone in the climbing community will see me as truly being one with them, and for them. Cause I care.  Furthermore, I love Seattle and Oregon liberals. If it weren't for them, transplanted Coloradoans, Californians, midwesterners and Southerners wouldn't have any people to denigrate.  Spray War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumpster_Diver Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 quote: Originally posted by ScottP: quote:Originally posted by Dumpster Diver: quote:Originally posted by ScottP: quote:Originally posted by Dumpster Diver: (snip) It's like a bar atmosphere. Except the drunks (spelled c-h-r-o-n-i-c s-p-r-a-y-e-r-s) have the humor, debate skills, and consideration for others of thirteen year olds. I'm with Matt; you guys suck. The way I see it you are right there with all the c-h-r-o-n-i-c s-p-r-a-y-e-r-s Uh...No.Oh I see... Come out and try to play with the sprayers but when you are called on your own chronic put downs you can't admit to your own shortcomings. Typical cheesedick response. I'll be watching you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Climbing mountains is a serious life enhancing activity that has made me the person I am today. Furthermore, this board has really enhanced my overall experience in the mountains and given me much in depth thought about which glacier axe I'll need to send Denali.  I am not sure how it's helped my climbing, but it must have somehow because when I am behind my computer I want to touch climbing in some manner. THIS IS IT DUDES! No matter how inane. So let's share some friendly 'ol beta with the gapers out there. YAH!  I realize now because of the effort of many fine individuals and their subtle, and sometimes not so subtle, attempts at social engineering that it's important NOT to spray. I should fall in line with the BORG and become one...  What is important is that I gain recognition via my postings and culminate the love and respect of my fellow climbers. Posting in a friendly and appreciable manner will lead to this end. Praise BE! AMEN! Hey let's create some catch phrases we can all share together at the next pub club  Therefore I resolve to only post useful information on the web so everyone in the climbing community will see me as truly being one with them, and for them. Cause I care.  Furthermore, I love Seattle and Oregon liberals. If it weren't for them, transplanted Coloradoans, Californians, midwesterners and Southerners wouldn't have any people to denigrate.  Spray War. Someone slipped Mike some 'shrooms!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 UNDERGROUND SPRAY  Here is how to do it.  Make a "trip Report" or apparently useful beta which is actually totally false*. Then sit back and wait for some sucker to believe your useful beta and get in trouble and then for the name calling to start  For instance if you drove by Drury Falls and it was half frozen write a detailed trip report about the difficult mixed climbing you encountered and shiny fresh titanium rustproof bolts you placed as you climbed leashless to send the first mixed ascent of this testpiece. rename the climb. say there was a logjam and you could walk across the river. rate it m7+. say there are 6 other lines up there you saw that you plan to go back and rapbolt. illustrate your TR with some pictures you cut and paste from the Petzl website.  then sit back & enjoy the 'serious climbers' getting upset by your beta.  *You might want to use a fake avatar name to do this so people dont automatically know its you and figure out you are BS'ing...  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 Dru=MF206 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 No but someone had tagged "PROJECTHEX" inside the crapper at Grasslands. That Sweet Granite In Renton thread was one of the best Underground Sprays ever and I am envious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted November 13, 2002 Share Posted November 13, 2002 quote: Make a "trip Report" or apparently useful beta which is actually totally false*. Then sit back and wait for some sucker to believe your useful beta and get in trouble and then for the name calling to start  For instance if you drove by Drury Falls and it was half frozen write a detailed trip report about the difficult mixed climbing you encountered and shiny fresh titanium rustproof bolts you placed as you climbed leashless to send the first mixed ascent of this testpiece. rename the climb. say there was a logjam and you could walk across the river. rate it m7+. say there are 6 other lines up there you saw that you plan to go back and rapbolt. illustrate your TR with some pictures you cut and paste from the Petzl website. $5 bucks says TLG shows up first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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