Coldfinger Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Who smells worse? And more importantly which one is more like to have crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Or BOTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Who smells worse? And more importantly which one is more like to have crabs? They both smell. Hippies smell like weed and clove cigarettes, and pirates smell like sea salt and rum. Which is better (or worse)? That's your choice... And they both have crabs. One kind you can eat, the other kind eats you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldfinger Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 Don't forget the f%@!ing patchouli! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Yes, yes, yes, I overlooked the pachouli. Very sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Coldfinger, are you presented with the unique opportunity of being able to make a choice on whether to bang a cute hippie chick or a cute pirate chick? You Dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Fixed the thread title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketparrotlet Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Hippies smell like weed, grime, and incense Pirates smell like salt, filth, and liquor Climbers smell like sweat and success I'd say that hippies smell the worst. Mostly because of the pungent shit they use to cover up weed smell. It just stacks, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenwesh Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenwesh Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 and that's the sequel! more fake boobs than crabs. a buddy of mine at UW watched it with his frat bros (weird) and said the acting was surprisingly good. I guess there's some kind of plot. maybe someone could watch them and post up a synopsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'd say that hippies smell the worst. Mostly because of the pungent shit they use to cover up weed smell. It just stacks, really. Foul aromas are not stackable, you would need v4.20 to get the them to stack but then you would find it gets really buggy. The only way for them to stack without affecting performance would be to merely have 2 with opposite aromas to stand in close proximity, thus creating the illusion of stacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mtguide Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 I have known hippies who smelled like rotting food, cat piss and dogshit because of living for months with stacks of unwashed dishes in the sink,never cleaning out the frig, never emptying the litter box, and letting the dogs shit and piss in the house, and of course never cleaning it up. This, combined with weed, sour wine, well-ripened BO from never bathing or doing laundry, and patchouli, is the true essence and olfactory patois of the species "Hippieanus californicus",subspecies "Urbanus haightius-ashberya". The subspecies "californicus ruralis' can be identified by the additional essences of woodsmoke, chainsaw gas and chicken shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 ...the true essence and olfactory patois of the species "Hippieanus californicus",subspecies "Urbanus haightius-ashberya". The subspecies "californicus ruralis' can be identified by the additional essences of woodsmoke, chainsaw gas and chicken shit. Now that is some funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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