allthumbs Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! CHORUS All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... [ 10-24-2002, 06:22 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Monty Python RULZ!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonehead Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Whom would you have me welease? Welease Woger! Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! Vewy well. I shall welease Woger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jonathan Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 The Lumberjack Song and much more . . . www.mwscomp.com/sound.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Raukous! how about "I think he said...blessed are the cheesemakers..." or "...You think YOU had it rough? We lived in a shoebox at the bottom of a septic tank and our parents whipped us before breakfast!!" Someone should throw a Python party in Seattle and have a pubclub at their house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 25, 2002 Author Share Posted October 25, 2002 Yeosa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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