JayB Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Q: What do Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen have in common? A: They were both big in the 80s and now Ashton Kutcher is filling in their old slots... sickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 did you know hellen keller had a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because it is not coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 what was wrong with bush's brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 how is sport climbing like having your cock sucked by a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Q: What do Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen have in common? A: They were both big in the 80s and now Ashton Kutcher is filling in their old slots... sickie Anyone catch the rest of the Charlie Sheen roast? Pretty F'n funny. Mike Tyson and William Shatner were great. "Charlie, after all the abuse you've given your lings, liver and kidneys I can't believe the only thing you've had removed is your children". Kate Walsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Einstein hands out the copies for the final exam. One of the eager beavers in the front row looks at the exam and blurts out: “but professor, the questions were the same last year”. Einstein responds “ah yes, but this year, the answers are different”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they slow down in school zones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Prince Charles goes to Saskatchewan to make a speech. During the speech he is wearing a fox hat. At the conclusion of the event HRH is approached by a reporter and is asked, "Why are you wearing that fox hat." He replied, "When I told the Queen I was going to Saskatchewan," she said, "Saskatchewan! Where the fucks at." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Did you hear the one about the kid that came back from the dentist all excited? He told his parents they could get rid of the toothpaste. "The dentist told me I the only thing I needed to keep my teeth clean was bacon and soda!" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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