lizard_brain Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: SPORT CLIMBER: Chalks up, pulls cock out, backs away, puts cock away, rechalks, breathes deep, checks cock, rechalks, reapproaches, goes for it, pisses down leg, blames belayer and poor conditions. SPORT CLIMBER: Drives car into the rest room - right up to the urinal. Places three matresses on the floor behind him. Spends 90 minutes taping and chalking hands. Waits until someone else is watching, then poses while pissing. Stops when noone else is watching. Blames the urinal when he falls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 Let me tell ya a story about a boy and his goat... no, his Pontiac GTO, moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat_Boy Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I actually drove a GTO in my college days. Hence the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 nice try dude, but your reputation preceeds you .... we know the real truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat_Boy Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 If you knew the real truth, it might be "sheep boy," chicken F'er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 you rotten crotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinouscling Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 BUMBLY CLIMBER: Stumbles behind a bush, pulls out the shlong, pricks the tip with a thorn, bellows out in pain and shits in pants instead of pissing, attempts to zip up pants but gets shlong caught in the zipper, stumbles back to crag, climbs rest of day in hot sun with pants full of shit and shlong hanging half out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RURP Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 This is RURP: MOUNTAINEERS: Piss in large groups while "leaders" look on. RURP has spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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