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thelawgoddess

best horsecock flavor

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alright. all this talk of horsecock is making me hungry. now, i've had horsecock on many occasion ... and i've found that not all of them taste the same. some are yummy as shit ... but some just taste like shit.

 

what's YOUR favorite kind? [big Grin]

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Hard salami's are pretty good and are usually spicier, summer sausages are okay, but mellower tasting. TLG, with the nature of your recent topics, are you lacking in the physical intimacy department? [big Grin]

 

TLG says, "i've had horsecock on many occasion ... and i've found that not all of them taste the same. some are yummy as shit ... but some just taste like shit." Reminds me of a joke: How can you tell if your boyfriend is gay? His dick tastes like shit. Sorry couldn't resist. [laf]

 

Greg W

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quote:

Originally posted by Greg W:

are you lacking in the physical intimacy department?

not hardly. [Wink] just feeling like spending some quality time with myself on a glacier at high-altitude.

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quote:

Originally posted by thelawgoddess:

just feeling like spending some quality time with myself on a glacier at high-altitude.

So you're looking for a battery-powered horsecock? [big Grin]

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quote:

Originally posted by David Parker:

I like the HARD salami with the white condom

and how do you take it?? over easy? [Moon] homo

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That stuff that TigerBoy was talking about is fine meat. There's one they have at the Central Market, not sure if I could call it horsecock, maybe more like average man-cock, that matches that description, and is mighty, mighty tasty. It's on the spendy side, around $4 for a man-sized, wrapped in white stuff, er, unit, but man, oh Manitoba, it's no Hillshire farms nonsense! Tasty, dry, and firm! Not too greasy, and probably from Europe. Hm, I might have dated someone meeting that description, come to think of it....but I digress....

 

Does that sound like some sort of Minivan Horsecock, or do I just have good taste?

 

[ 08-02-2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Bianca Piaggio ]

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that would be yuppie flavor-beeotch

 

[ 08-02-2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: sk ]

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YOU SHOULD NOT SPEEK TO THE SPRAY QUEEN IN THAT MANNOR>>> PREPARE TO DIE [Wink][Razz]

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you suck and I am here to take up band width... no minivan...those are for the week or tragicly uncool

 

BTW are you suposed to wax cars??? I have never tried such a thing. I thought they were to drive. Silly me [Wink]

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I forgot, it you want to get into the whole "how much do you climb" argument, well, I was out yesterday, so don't even bother. Go wash diapers.

 

While you're at it, you seem to have a lot free time, why not learn to spell? It's easy and fun, and with this valuable skill, you might even be employable someday.

 

[ 08-02-2002, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Bianca Piaggio ]

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p.s. no kids in diapers...thank GOD, those days are long gone [big Grin]

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p.p.s. have you ever tried tofu jerky??? it's enough to turn any self respecting vegi into a meet eater FOR SURE!!!!! [Eek!][Eek!][Eek!]

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quote:

Originally posted by Bianca Piaggio:

I forgot, it you want to get into the whole "how much do you climb" argument, well, I was out yesterday, so don't even bother. Go wash diapers.

 

While you're at it, you seem to have a lot free time, why not learn to spell? It's easy and fun, and with this valuable skill, you might even be employable someday.

spelling is overrated...it is sex that sells

[Wink][Razz]

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This could be the most ideal thread I have ever seen on CC.com. How often do you see WOMEN talking about HORSECOCK and then BITCHSLAPPING each other on the same thread.

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I am not an HC Lover! I'm saving my lovin for sk.

 

You all don't actually eat that shit do ya?

[Confused]

 

[ 08-03-2002, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: oo9 ]

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