thelawgoddess Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 alright. all this talk of horsecock is making me hungry. now, i've had horsecock on many occasion ... and i've found that not all of them taste the same. some are yummy as shit ... but some just taste like shit. what's YOUR favorite kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 Hard salami's are pretty good and are usually spicier, summer sausages are okay, but mellower tasting. TLG, with the nature of your recent topics, are you lacking in the physical intimacy department? TLG says, "i've had horsecock on many occasion ... and i've found that not all of them taste the same. some are yummy as shit ... but some just taste like shit." Reminds me of a joke: How can you tell if your boyfriend is gay? His dick tastes like shit. Sorry couldn't resist. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: are you lacking in the physical intimacy department? not hardly. just feeling like spending some quality time with myself on a glacier at high-altitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 greg=homo [ 08-02-2002, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: just feeling like spending some quality time with myself on a glacier at high-altitude. So you're looking for a battery-powered horsecock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David_Parker Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 I like the HARD salami with the white condom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by David Parker: I like the HARD salami with the white condom and how do you take it?? over easy? homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: [QBSo you're looking for a battery-powered horsecock?[/QB] i like edible sausages, thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 i like edible underwear let's talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianca_Piaggio Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 That stuff that TigerBoy was talking about is fine meat. There's one they have at the Central Market, not sure if I could call it horsecock, maybe more like average man-cock, that matches that description, and is mighty, mighty tasty. It's on the spendy side, around $4 for a man-sized, wrapped in white stuff, er, unit, but man, oh Manitoba, it's no Hillshire farms nonsense! Tasty, dry, and firm! Not too greasy, and probably from Europe. Hm, I might have dated someone meeting that description, come to think of it....but I digress.... Does that sound like some sort of Minivan Horsecock, or do I just have good taste? [ 08-02-2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Bianca Piaggio ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 that would be yuppie flavor-beeotch [ 08-02-2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianca_Piaggio Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 That's not a very nice thing to say! At least I'm not one of those pathetic vegetarian types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 YOU SHOULD NOT SPEEK TO THE SPRAY QUEEN IN THAT MANNOR>>> PREPARE TO DIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianca_Piaggio Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Oh, I'm terrified. Go wax the minivan, and get back to me when you actually have something useful to say instead of merely taking up bandwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 you suck and I am here to take up band width... no minivan...those are for the week or tragicly uncool BTW are you suposed to wax cars??? I have never tried such a thing. I thought they were to drive. Silly me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianca_Piaggio Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 I forgot, it you want to get into the whole "how much do you climb" argument, well, I was out yesterday, so don't even bother. Go wash diapers. While you're at it, you seem to have a lot free time, why not learn to spell? It's easy and fun, and with this valuable skill, you might even be employable someday. [ 08-02-2002, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Bianca Piaggio ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 I don't care how much you climb sweety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 p.s. no kids in diapers...thank GOD, those days are long gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 p.p.s. have you ever tried tofu jerky??? it's enough to turn any self respecting vegi into a meet eater FOR SURE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Bianca Piaggio: I forgot, it you want to get into the whole "how much do you climb" argument, well, I was out yesterday, so don't even bother. Go wash diapers. While you're at it, you seem to have a lot free time, why not learn to spell? It's easy and fun, and with this valuable skill, you might even be employable someday. spelling is overrated...it is sex that sells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILuvAliens Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 O'Boy O'Berto. Summer sausage is nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 This could be the most ideal thread I have ever seen on CC.com. How often do you see WOMEN talking about HORSECOCK and then BITCHSLAPPING each other on the same thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Oh, wait that's every post where sk's around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oo9 Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 I am not an HC Lover! I'm saving my lovin for sk. You all don't actually eat that shit do ya? [ 08-03-2002, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: oo9 ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 009 fred sez it is the best when mixed with 2 week old cheese Of course it is the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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